Regulus: hey, can i sit with you?
Snape: why?
Regulus: the kids at the other table keep throwing ketchup packets at me
Snape: you're not covered in ketchup though
Regulus: they don't know you've got to open them first
Snape: damn, we need a remedial bullying class, too
Regulus: so, how do you like remedial English
Snape: i guess it is whatever.
Snape: My mom was really pissed though
Regulus: yeah? What about your dad?
Snape: my dad killed himself














