history will absolve me

Sebastian🧃24 main is @isjuice it/its 18+

[kirikomamura]

[plaguedocboi]

I remember when I was younger, anytime I watched a movie where the characters have to kill a scary monster/alien, I always thought the act of killing it was intended to be part of the horror. Like there’s this amazing creature that we’ve never seen before, and maybe under different circumstances we could’ve coexisted with it, but it’s trying to attack you and you have to defend yourself, but by destroying it you also destroy the ability to ever understand it and that’s sad and is supposed to make you feel conflicted.

It was not until well into my adulthood that I realized most people do not have complicated feelings about movies where people have to kill a scary alien monster, nor is that necessarily meant to be part of the narrative (unless it very obviously is). They just want the scary thing to die because it’s scary. I don’t have a real conclusion to this I just started thinking about it for some reason.

[bogleech]

I always felt I couldn't possibly be upset about dying to an alien monster because proof of otherwordly life is exactly what it'd take for me to die happy

[razerbackbitch]

[ghost-in-the-library]

rest in peace forum thread deleted before its time

[catboyaoi]

MIL: I can't afford the rent this month can you cover more than your check and have to live like an elf for the next few weeks

(she then buys Amazon packages like it's her life mission)

[homunculus-argument]

I wish I could put my boyfriend in a little pocket dimension in my bag or something, like pokemon in their lil pokemon balls, so I could take him into social situations with me and hang out with my friends having a great time while he's in the pocket minding his own business and playing video games and stuff, and I can just let him out when I miss him and/or he wants to.

And when people are like "awe, your boyfriend didn't want to come with you?" I can be like oh no he's right here, check it out, and whip the pocket open and my boyfriend's there staring at them like

for like seven seconds before slamming it shut from the inside.

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

Help! My Wife Turned Into a Trilobite!!: The Anime, The Yuri, The Manga

[iby-dysphoria-queen]

[girl-detector]

[ozempicofficial]

[catboyaoi]

You can't do this to me

[fefairys]

i vored ^_^

OMG I MEANT VOTED OMG GUYS STOP REBLOGGING YHIS 😭😭😭

[totallynotgayforyou]

Haha that's so funny could you please explain the joke? No no I get it its so hilarious but could you also tell me what's funny so I can laugh properly next time?

[catboyaoi]

I just imagined my life as a taxidermy apprentice turned professional I would be so fucking good at it. Just one chance

[catboyaoi]

I got denied by a credit card company bc my income is too low girl do you think I'm just doing this for fun? You think I like playing debt games for pleasures?

[marigoldthe2st]

Every time one of my friends explains something about Plurality to me I have to fight the urge to ask if they're "More people per people" cause of this fuck ass post

[stimciety]

🦁

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

Thankfully, this robin has saved the day and won the game. Both teams have come together and will never fight again

[butterflypeaflowertea]

feeling this old mitski tweet so hard lately