hey can we all agree that some key smashes are just inherently better than others? for example you have:
it is so so so obvious how the second one is better, the top key smash is fucking ugly it is disgusting it is a disgrace to all key smashers (. even if you don’t like the “drag hand right along middle row” method of key smashing you can agree with me that pxocockcockcockppppcockcocktttp or whatever the fuck is ugly!!!!!!!!! despicable
why is it ugly?? you may ask???? because:
there’s not enough difference in width and shape and form; or
sure. key smashes are repetitive. but key smashes are spicy repetitive not every single lteters looks the same repetitive! here is an example of a good nice vowelic keysmash:
and this introduces another point i’d like to make about the perfect keysmash: being able to sound it out. no way in hell are you making me say qwxocoqwcewx. sure, it’s pronouncable but long o’s with x’s and q’s are just eughljgdflgkdfjgl. the previous example of a key smash, however, is so beautiful and elegantly crafted.
you can feel it. run your tongue along the inside of your mouth. the a’s and the u’s, all the sounds... do you feel the key smash? that’s right. you do, motherfucker.
anyway here r more examples of good key smashes:
o ya, p.s. never add punctuation marks in your key smash unless it’s an exclamation point asldkfkl!!asldas!fdh!!! and keep it all lowercase unless you’re pissed key smashing bitCH dklfjsklJFASHfklsadjDSLDASsdASKLDASDL
