every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan

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every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan
we all need to get more gross more freaky and more perverted right NOW
on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.
No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they donāt need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.
āwhy donāt they teleport backā because theyāre not on the planet where everyone can teleport anymore. try to keep up dumbass
#this feels like a fable that would have some kind of moral but Iām not quite sure what#something about like hard work/effort/the need to be curious idk
the moral of the story is that a breathable atmosphere is important to oneās general well-being
stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak
warm night, cool market
it's a shame you can't Cool, Silent, and Mysterious your way to being very close to people. we are unfortunately going to have to embarrass ourselves for this
fortunately you can cool, loud, and weird your way into closeness
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my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom
mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.
i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms
my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be āpro stateā
literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving
Also I've said this before but advertising is an industry that should be considered as pointless and harmful as fossil fuels.
"as harmful as fossil fuels? don't you think you're exaggerating a bit?" the world's largest and most sophisticated surveillance networks that gather incomprehensible amounts of personal data to make profits technological companies who are the largest corporations on the world and shapers of public opinion often for the worse, all do it for advertising.
Cut the head, just ban advertising.
From protecting privacy to saving the free press, it may be the single best way to fix the internet.
i thionk we should dump hundreds of gallons of acid on lady liberty to turn her copper again. i think itd be cool. and i think the hudson bay could handle all the acid because its got that new yawk spirit.
We need etsy to get bought by someone who will run it like the navy i need to only see small businesses in eastern europe weaving baskets by hand and anime yaoi keychains with original fanart
Literally need someone with an serial killer level obsession with content moderation to sit at a wall of monitors sniping dropshippers. I need etsy HQ to look and sound like the nerv command center in Evangelion
Megan talking about the reaction to W.A.P in her documentary