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Not sure if I'm too late or not but happy birthday!! I hope you have an amazing day!!

thank you babe, you’re very early!! i’ll try my best to have one lool♥ thank you again love 

[onewfantaesy]

keytomybum said: Teen dad headcanons!!

okay so

jong spoils the shit outta taemin

like all the time

like literally all the time with lil treats or toys or visits to the park or lil rides in the car because !!! taem loves going in the car uwuuwuwuwuw

when jong first found out that key got a girl pregnant he was like !!! ??? wtf???? u?? lost ur virginity??? before ME???

and he was kinda upset with his brother but not because of the losing the virginity first thing but because he was irresponsible and got a girl pregnant at such a young age when he himself cannot financially support this child and like ??? kibum??? u r a child how r u supposed to raise a child??

but then taem was born and

!!!!

look at my lil nephew he’s a gift from the sky look at his cute lil face and his cute lil hands and his cute lil feet and !!!! my cute nephew!!!!

but then taem came home and u know babies cry a lot and jong was like T-T T-T T-T kibum ur lil monster is not allowing me to sleep pls do something about it !!! T-T

nephew ur no longer cute pls go back to being cute and not cry-y or poopy

nephew u smell like poop

nephew i’m not changing ur poopy diaper

nephew

nephew stop pooping

but then he got over it and finally changed a damn diaper and he saw taem being his cute giggly lil self once he was clean and comfy and jong was like !!! my sweet nephew is back!!!

“hello this is taemin he is my sweet nephew pls love him but no u cannot touch him he is my perfect nephew get ur own”

but like he doesn’t necessarily like key bringing taem around their peers

and he makes key think it’s because he doesn’t want girls/boys to think its cool to get pregnant at an age where they cannot financially support their child by themselves or with their significant other

but like

he really just hates how a lot of people talk shit about key because like

key’s his brother

key’s his baby brother

((((even tho they’re only a year apart))))

and he hates seeing the way people treat his baby brother and his baby nephew and he’s like

key u can’t bring taem to school like this!!!

but he doesn’t want key to make fun of him for being sappy so

he kinda bursts

and then his stupid teammates start laughing AT KEY AND HOW DARE THEY LAUGH AT HIS BROTHER AND HIS NEPHEW

and then he tries his best to make it up to key

and taem’s just like

“uncle jongie” and jong just 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

((((jong secretly loves it so much whenever taem calls him “uncle jongie”))))

and basically jong promises to take care of all the poopy diapers until key stops being mad at him and it usually works after a day but if key is feeling extra spiteful he’ll keep it up for up to a week

because who really wants to change poopy diapers no one that’s who

also

aside from jong

if taem is adamantly refusing to take a nap and just throwing the hugest fit with huge tears and screams and feet stomping

key or jong or their parents (basically whoever is in charge of taem atm) will be like

“taeminnie wanna go for a drive???”

“YES! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

and then they’ll get up the hill and taem will be knocked out in his carseat and then lol make a u-turn and put that lil brat in bed 

and that is today’s teen dad au headcanon uwuuwuwuwu

[jinkidubu]

Happy birthday!! I hope your days went by amazingly and that you got everything you wanted!!

Awww thank you! You're very sweet (:

[jinkidubu]

keytomybum replied to your post: My delectables from the Las Vegas Food...

Aww man I missed it!

Don't worry, there's always next year! :D

[on-ho]

Azure

A: All Night- F(x)

Z: (i just couldnt think of anything lol) sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry

U: Up & Down- SHINee

R: Recipe- B.E.G

E: Etude- Girls' Generation

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keytomybum said: Wgm is trying to play you.

i feel so wronged ahahahah!

[pattyt1123]

Tagged by shineexot17

Rules: Rule One: always post the rules Rule Two: answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones Rule Three: tag 11 people and link them to the post Rule Four: actually tell them you tagged them

1. Favorite color:

Black and purple

2. Top 5 kpop albums?

1. SHINee's Lucifer Ver. A (It was very frist Kpop album ;-;)

2. Block B's Blockbuster (Limited Edition)

3. Big Bang's 4th mini album

4. Infinite's Infinitize (because I got some of the members to sign it XD)

5. VIXX's 다칠 준비가 돼 있어

3. Do you have any siblings?

Nope >.<

4. How long have you been a kpop fan?

Since 2008! (Actually it was around November of 2007 I believe?)

5. If you could go to any kpop concert right now, whose would you go to?

BLOCK B!!!!!!!!!! O-O ..*cough* I mean I would like to see Block B~ ^.^; *cough* Or ya know see VIXX again because they were hella gorgeous in person and really tall *-*

6. Who was your first bias? Who is your current?

My very first Kpop bias was Jaejoong, but for the past 6? years it has been SHINee's Jonghyun (who my mom calls her future son-in-law XD)

7. Favorite music video by your bias group:

It's probably "Tell Me Goodbye" by Big Bang

8. Favorite company? (SM, YG, Cube, etc)

YG! :D

9. Do you read fanfiction?

Not as much as I used to, but yes I do :3

10. How many kpop albums do you own?

I currently have 47, but I'm buying an EXO album from Ferris~ :3

11. Last kpop album you purchased?

VIXX - Voodoo

Here are my questions:

What was the very first song that got you into Kpop?

What was your first Kpop album you bought?

How many Kpop concerts have you been to?

Ultimate Kpop group?

Ultimate bias? (male or female or both)

Have any pets?

Collect Kpop photocards?

Favorite Korean drama?

Favorite Korean Actor or Actress?

Favorite Anime?

How many Kpop posters do you have?

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keytomybum replied to your post: imsocuriousaboutshinee - ☺ you wanted a selca...

Waaahhhh :( so beautiful … You are kawaii as fuck wth?

LOL Omg I'm kawaii? That just made my night