How many house rules are there?
A lot and the list is always growing. A few selected one are:
No experiments with the void in the living room
The microwave oven in the kitchen is for food, not for experiments
Pick up your darn sock, Sans!
No overthrowing the King just because you want his stuff.
Don’t put Sans and Saz at strange places when you find them asleep. It is hard enough to find them already
No teleporting while half-asleep
No teleporting in general when not in top prime mental state
Either get the enchanted water to clean stuff now or make sure to gate off the rooms you just wiped the floor off
No fights inside the house
No Blaster attacks inside the house
Don’t wake Pyru by startling him
Sans’s cut-off for coffee are 5 cups a day (that one will get changed daily)
No experimentation when a) on more than 6 cups of coffee or b) less than three hours of sleep
For every call to Dad you made because of something went wrong be sure to call him at least two times when something is okay
Don’t call our dad Dadster
No puns when Papyrus has something hot and/or with the ability to ruin the carpet in his hands
No puns when Papyrus got one of the flames in his arms
Three layers is the minimum for all flames to leave the house. On top of the regular clothes of course
Fellby got a cutoff-amount of candy. Don’t give him more, even if he makes his big puppy eyes expression on you.
Also keep an eye out for Swabby, Fellby somehow taught him how to pick pockets
Don’t teach the kids to pick pockets
Don’t teach the kids swear words
Don’t teach the kids any dangerous games
Don’t teach the kids puns
Seriously stop with the puns
SANS THE FIRE PUNS ARE GETTING OLD STOP IT
When Swabby wants to be addressed as a princess you do it
Don’t ever make the kids cry. If you do you WILL face the trial of a family meeting and you better have a REALLY good explanation
Don’t ever joke about “shipping you guys off” when Grillby is around. Seriously, he will think you mean it. See the rule above.
There are a lot more rules. XD (I had so much fun writing them… @namekian-maoh you got more ideas? :3)