#kid-apocalypse

[batfamblog]

@batfamblog do you prefer Duke's original Signal suit or the current one? I prefer his original sleek and stylish look, but his armor has it's own charms. Plus, it keeps up with Duke's aesthetic of being different from the other batfam heroes. Aside from Batwing and Azrael, He's the only one who dons literal armor. But it's just. So. Gaudy!

the armor is fan👏🏾tas👏🏾tic👏🏾but I love both suits so much that it hurts to choose one lmao

[sir-knighteye]

Nighteye is personally offended by clowns

Ha! 

[swingsetindecember]

kid-apocalypse reblogged your photo and added:

Do you people chug bath salt?

large quantities of salt would be difficult to chug and expensive, the more you know

[i-mean-its-practically-canon]

Bruce is constantly worried that Damian will try and join PETA. Mostly because Damain would probably try and train them all as assassins to murder animal-abusers. Bruce has convinced him that PETA stand for “People Eating Terrified Animals”.

(Submitted by @kid-apocalypse)

[i-mean-its-practically-canon]

Bruce: I am the Night.

Jason: It’s 4:15 A.M so technically it’s morning and that means you’re irrelevant for the next 16 hours.

(Submitted by @kid-apocalypse)

[i-mean-its-practically-canon]

When Tim “died”, Bruce glued his old domino mask to his bo staff, and then leaned it against the wall. Every hours or so, a strong breeze blowing through the cave would knock it over. Eventually, someone would bother to pick it up and set it right.

It’s been three years to date, and no one can tell the difference anymore. Alfred even splashes hot coffee on it from time to time- to recreate Tim’s smell.

The only reason they stopped is because Damian got confused and tried to kill it with a knife.

(Oh- and because Tim came back to life.) (2 years ago.)

(Submitted by @kid-apocalypse)

The only problem was it didn’t fall over as often as Tim did. 

[i-mean-its-practically-canon]

Jason and Damian once had a contest to see which one could take down the most bad guys using non-lethal objects. Jason dared Damian to only use wooden spoons, and Damian dared Jason to only use Bananas.

Somehow- with a leading score of 20 knockouts, 7 pairs of broken kneecaps, and two coma victims- Cass won using two cans of spray cheeze.

(Submitted by @kid-apocalypse)

How long do think think it was before criminals stopped calling Damian ‘Banana Boy’?

[i-mean-its-practically-canon]

Whenever Wayne Enterprise/Justice League duties keep him away from Gotham, Bruce sends letters back home. Usually, it’s just a list of crimes that Bruce was able to solve from across the world.

He also sends souvenirs to Alfred and Cass. Steph and the boys only get photos of Bruce’s disappointed look.

(Submitted by @kid-apocalypse)