@debauchfairy replied to your post “[pm] So you have the secret to what's kinkier than...”:
[pm] Didn't keep you waiting too long, did I? I had some loose ends to tie up, and some people. Nothing that couldn't be cut with some scissors, I haven't replaced the broken cuffs yet, but I'll consider getting an extra key when I do, just for you. Ah, boo. I would have made a deal with you for some stories if I'd realized you had ones I'd actually be interested in. Suppose I'll have to settle for giving you new stories to keep secret.
[pm] You didn't keep me waitin', no. Just wasn't sure if you'd lost interest. Like I said, I'm sure you ain't wantin' for rope bunnies willing participants. [...] Careful, now. If you lose the key again, you'd be relyin' on my good nature and helpful spirit to get you out of a bind. Outside of work, I might be a real jackass.
[...] Now, alright, I never said I didn't have stories. You already heard this one, though. Wild imagination of yours, I'm sure you can put it together. Don't think it would shock you. ;)
'Sides, ain't the ledger skewed against you, far as deals go? Y'ain't got me laughin' or blushin', much less smilin'. If you want to make an offer, be my guest. [User, no.]












