#killjoytrio

[alternate-kiza]

*In a school setting with teacher Killer and student Zoro*

Zoro: So there’s something I want to ask your advice for.

Killer: Ask away

Zoro: *Flustered* You see I got a crush.

Killer: Is it someone who goes here?

Zoro: Kinda

Killer: Do you know them personally.

Zoro: You could say that

Killer: *Smirking* So who is it

Zoro: I’ve got a crush on Penguin

Killer with his back turned to Zoro: So do I

[alternate-kiza]

Penguin in the distance: KILLER!!!

Zoro: What the hell did you do!?

Killer: I have no idea

Zoro: Then what the hell are you standing here for, RUN!!

*Killer booking it*

Penguin spotting him: YOU CAN’T GET AWAY FROM ME!!

*Grabs Killer*

Killer: AHHH!!

*Throws him into the trash*

Penguin: DON’T EVER THINK YOU CAN DO THAT AGAIN!!! *Storms off*

Zoro: You better figure out what you did, I never want to see Penguin get madder then they were today.

[alternate-kiza]

Killer: Ah this is awful, and it’s only getting worse, *Gives it to Zoro* here you go

Penguin sarcastically: Thanks Killer

Zoro taking a bite: Why did you give this to me

Penguin: Why did you eat it

[alternate-kiza]

I have a fanfic idea, hear me out:

A love triangle, but not one where two people love the same person, no.

I want to see a fanfic where Kid loves Law, Law love Luffy, and Luffy loves Kid. That’s what I want and it’s them trying to figure out how to get the person they love. It’s just a hot mess while Penguin, Killer and Zoro watch from the sidelines. The killjoy trio might step in when absolutely necessary but other then that they watch. The Killjoy trio might end up together for the sole reason to force the captains to see each other if they try to run from their feelings.

[alternate-kiza]

Penguin: We should go on a date.

Zoro: Where?

Killer: We already done all the fun stuff.

Penguin: Not all of it

Killer: Oh, what do you have in mind

Penguin: Let’s go on a disguise date.

Zoro: I don’t like where this is going.

Penguin smiling: I have no idea what your talking about.

*Killer and Zoro in dresses with Penguin in a tux*

Zoro: I knew it

[alternate-kiza]

Zoro: I love you with all my being

Penguin: Aww, that’s so sweet *Puts hand on their chest*

Killer: As much as I don’t want to ruin this, will you help me

[alternate-kiza]

Killer: Penguin, can you grab the muffin pan.

Penguin: We don’t own a muffin pan.

Killer: Then what do I do with this? *Shows muffin batter*

Zoro: Just make one big muffin.

Killer: And what do I use for that?

Penguin: We got a cake pan

Killer: Get the cake pan.

[alternate-kiza]

Favorite Trio Ships

Traitors: Apoo, Hawkins, Drake

Killjoy: Penguin, Killer, Zoro

Sap: Kid, Luffy Law

Normals: Shachi, Heat, Wire

Voting ended onMar 1, 2023