How the One Piece guys show they love you
Luffy: Hey, want some of my meat? If someone is bothering you, I’ll kick their ass! Want to dance with me? Brook is playing my favorite song!
Zoro: …Want to drink with me? Later on, we could both be on watch. I heard Nami talking about shooting stars tonight, might be something you’d like to see..
Sanji: My darling, I have prepared all of your favorite foods! *gives you a rose* How fortunate am I to be blessed to be in your presence! Your beauty is more radiant than the Snake Empress herself!
Franky: OW! Are you an oven, ‘cause you got my heart on fire! *poses* I feel so pumped, and I haven’t even refilled with cola! That’s just what you do to a guy!
Ussop: Hey, I have been thinking of something to make you, and here! It’s a bouquet of the most deadliest plants in case you are in danger. Don’t worry, I tamed them to defend you, for I’m the mighty Ussop!
Loki: Just say the word, and I’ll burn their town down. What do you meaaaan that’s too much? You’re worth burning the world for!… Could I at least give you a finger hug?…
Law: I have noticed you always get heart palpitations near me. Do you require medical attention? Heh, just teasing. I love messing with you. But if anyone gives you problems, just come to me, okay?
Kid: We’re in the New World, and the New World is no place for weaklings, so I have decided to help you out. A fully autonomous robot. You can thank me with a kiss.
Killer: So I made some heart shaped muffins for you. Eat it while it’s still fresh, that’s when it has the best flavor. Here, I pulled out a chair for you to sit. If anyone tries to get your muffins, they’ll wish they hadn’t.
Hawkins: I have obtained a unique The Lovers card, and I thought it would be better suited in your care than in mine. Would you take good care of it for me? I do not want it to get ruined in battle.
Drake: Uh, you look nice today… N-Not to say you don’t look nice everyday… I’m… No good with words. But at least my screw up seemed to make you smile.
Apoo: Check it out! I am throwing a sick party, and you are the guest of honor! I came up with some pretty cool mixes thanks to you! Maybe we should collab sometime!
Urouge: Oh my, it seems my prayers have been answered. Thank you for this divine creature that has blessed my very fortunate eyes. May I be honored to enjoy your company?
Katakuri: It is about time for my merienda. Would you like to join me? I got extra donuts that are really delicious. I just hope you don’t mind me singing, I sing when I’m really happy.
Ace: Hey, I am going to go take my Striker for a ride, want to join me? It’d be a tight squeeze, but just hold onto me and I won’t let you fall. We can stop by that island for some grub!
Doflamingo: Now why would I need any other pretty face when I have you? Just say the word, and anything you should ever desire is yours. I’ll pull any strings I need to make it happen.
Sabo: So since I have some free time to kill, how about we hang out? There’s some fun things to do, even here. Maybe we can get a bite of something sweet to eat later, too!
King: No one is bothering you, are they? If they are, I will teach them a lesson. Stay near me, and no one will give you problems. How strange… my fire seems to be growing brighter. Perhaps it’s getting chilly, you should get something warm to wear.
Rosinante: Look what I found when I was in town; tada! Weren’t you looking to get this for a long time now? Well, surprise, I got it for you!… I wouldn’t be so clumsy as to ruin it, I only ruin my own things. Crocodile: You wouldn’t happen to be some lost treasure the world is looking after, are you? It would be a shame to have to keep such a rare bird in a cage. No, I much rather you be by my side.
Caesar: By all accounts, it doesn’t make sense, it should be scientifically impossible! You’re a living anomaly, after my heart!… Or whatever is left of it… It looks like I didn’t need the money after all, shurororo!
Lucci: It would be in your best interest to stick close to me, for I am the most competent of the agents. I promise no harm will come to you. *glares at anyone staring at you for too long, scaring them the hell off*
Kaku: Well aren’t you just the bees knees! I am delighted to be in your fine company. May I take you around the town? I heard of a very nifty place we could check out!
Mihawk: I generally prefer my solitude, but I do not mind your presence. Help yourself to the wine cellar, I recommend you try the wine to the far right. It might best suit your palate.
Marco: Hey, have you ever been in the air before? If you hop on my back, I can show you! Just make sure to hold on tight so you don’t fall off, okay? I promise not to go too fast if you don’t want to.
