#killmehaha

[saowa]

-wtf??? Your latest job was supposed to be easy, you said so!!

- this kikimora was tough

-i can't leave you even for one second. im coming home right away

I just had this super dumb modern au idea. Jaskier is on a world tour while his witcher bf is slaying monsters in the area 🤔 I'm not gonna lie, Geralt used it as an excuse to get his bf home asap coz he misses him already