Until We Close Our Eyes For Good
A stage with no background or props.
[A spotlight appears in the very center of the stage, revealing SEAN.]
Sean: …Calm down, already. You’re getting far too stressed over this whole thing. What? That’s ridiculous. No, it doesn’t matter if you mess up. Because you’re the protagonist, that’s why! You can’t mess up! No, I mean you literally can’t mess up. Look, you need to understand this much: you are a plot device. Yes, you are. Think about it. What do you do as the hero? You go on a journey, rescue the damsel, and save the day right?
Exactly! …You still don’t get it, do you? [Sigh.] Listen to me. You do only what the script tells you because that is your role. You do the same thing every single time, and that’s all. You stand out because the script demands it. Now, think about me. Think about my role here. I am your antagonist. I run this entire show. Everything I do is to make your life harder. If I don’t do a good job, then your story will suck. I set up the obstacles, I mislead you, I try to stop you from rescuing the fair lady, who I kidnapped, by the way. I do all of that.
You stand there and you react. You leave your home because I stole your girlfriend and made you lose your job. Or because I killed your parents, and you want revenge. The point here is, I do things, and you don’t. You stop me because I’m here, and I interfere directly in your life. If it wasn’t for me, you wouldn’t do anything with your life. You’d be stuck in a dead-end job, married to the first girl you met because you were afraid of being alone. You’d be miserable, and you’d be a nobody. You would have no motivation, and no drive.
What? [Laughs.] Don’t be absurd. You are the camera that follows the story. No, you know what? You are a placeholder. You could be switched out for anyone, and the story will be exactly the same as long as you are the only change in it. You get rid of me, and everything falls apart. I am everything to this play, and you are but a simple item designed to keep the story going. So, don’t worry. You can’t mess up your role here. You have no say in this play. Everything rides on my shoulders, and on the shoulders of the other actors. You, on the hand? Are… Well, you aren’t irrelevant. No, I would say you are a non-entity. You are there, but you aren’t really. You do not influence the story in a significant manner.
What was I saying? Oh, yeah. Don’t worry so much. You are the protagonist! The story is set up so you never fail! Be happy! You get to be a hero.