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[avidfanficwriter]

COME ON AFFLECK!! YOU GOT THIS!

[duffaluffaguss]

Monologue Jokes - 2.17.2016

1. The famous Bunny Ranch in Nevada is getting involved in politics after its sex workers recently formed the group “Hookers for Hillary.” In an attempt not to remind voters of Bill’s past transgressions, the group changed its name which was originally “Cooters for Clinton.” 2. President Obama made statements yesterday saying that Donald Trump won't be president because “it's not hosting a talk show or a reality show,” to which Trump replied “I obviously know that. People said my campaign was laughable so I was thinking sitcom.” 3. Twitter is adding GIFs to its app, so now your followers can visualize how sad your public thought dumpster is.

[citizensnews]

NFL Players Read Tweets For Jimmy Kimmell

Written by Rhymes With Right You know, some folks think that Twitter means they can say all manner of things about celebrities. Jimmy Kimmel gets these NFL greats to read what some of their "fans" have to say about them. Let's be honest -- the Strayhorn one is really funny, the Clay...

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[905thenight]

Peter Bjorn and John Perform "Second Chance" (on Jimmy Kimmel)

[fandomonia]

Is Tom Hanks the best ever at life? Yes.