#kinda lmaoo

[thatoneautistic]

The girlies 😭 i’m SOBBING

[thepeachengineer]

Guys, my favorite band is The Mountain Goats and I’ve been listening to their song ‘pink and blue’ all day. Technically, I think it would fit Ace and Dadan a bit better bc it’s about finding a kid on the front step and taking them in and not being sure how to take care of this baby.

But I keep thinking about Dragon holding his son and counting every day he has with him, cherishing every moment he has feeding him and putting him to sleep cause he knows their time is limited. He knows what he has to do- he can’t put one child above the cause- but it’s so so hard when his son is everything to him.

[sukuna-dees-nuts]

@nessieartss i did it again lol

based on this ask and this ask because i couldn't get "rizzless sukuna" out of my head 😭 (and also Maki being one of Sukuna's friends is relevant which is why i tagged that ask)

anyway, please enjoy!!

Edit: part 2!!

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Sukuna can’t keep the scowl off his face as he watches Yuuji from across the courtyard. He watches as his little brother effortlessly jokes with his friends, his face and movements animated enough that they’re clear even from so far away. Yuuji has always been the more charismatic of the two brothers; always the one to make friends first. 

Yuuji throws his head back in laughter, casually throwing his arm around Megumi’s shoulders. Sukuna feels a twinge of jealousy in his gut and he can’t stop the grunt that escapes his throat. 

How ridiculous is he? Getting jealous over nothing. It’s laughable. Sukuna doesn’t get jealous! 

Except… the more he watches his little brother interact with Megumi, the more he finds himself wishing that he could hang out with Megumi—

“Oh fuck me,” he groans, rubbing his hands over his face. 

“What’s got your panties in a twist?” 

Sukuna looks up. Maki takes a seat next to him on the steps, a meticulous brow arched in intrigue. He’s quiet for a moment as he rests his elbows on his knees. While he considers Maki to be one of his closest (and one of his only) friends, Sukuna briefly contemplates brushing his inner turmoil aside. This is her cousin, after all. Would she really want to hear about Sukuna’s stupid crush that he barely acknowledges himself?

Ah, fuck it, he thinks and sits up straighter. 

“How do you ask someone out?”

Maki blinks, taken aback by the question. She holds Sukuna’s gaze as if trying to gauge whether or not he’s being serious. Her mouth presses into a thin line.

“Depends on who you’re wanting to ask out,” she responds with a casual shrug. As she reaches up to fix her ponytail, she asks, “Are you saying that you’ve never asked anyone out before?”

Sukuna sniffs and says nothing, running his tongue over his teeth. His attention turns to his nails, examining them for any chips in the nail polish.

“It’s never been relevant before,” Sukuna grumbles. Out of the corner of his eye, he can see Maki shift. She nods slowly with a hum of acknowledgement. 

“So, who is it?” Maki asks.

“Huh?” 

“The person you want to ask out, who is it?” she asks again.

This time, Sukuna hesitates to answer. He’s never been one to be ashamed of his preferences; he always makes his thoughts clear whether it shows on his face or in his words. Like the time when Sukuna argued that the Star Wars franchise was “extremely overrated” and Yuuji nearly had a heart attack (he still hasn’t let it go).

Finally, with a sigh, Sukuna answers in another grumble, “Fushiguro.”

The silence that stretches out between them is loud. Sukuna thinks for a moment that Maki might have gotten up and left. When he looks to the side, he finds that she’s still sitting there, staring at him, an unreadable expression on his face. He fully expects her to start laughing at him, but, she doesn’t. 

Maki continues staring at Sukuna until he narrows his eyes at her, opening his mouth to tell her to just forget about it and fuck off—

“Oh, you’re actually serious,” she huffs. “For a moment I thought you were pulling my leg.”

Sukuna feels his irritation ebb and he rolls his eyes. “Why the hell would I make a joke like that? There are other things I could use to bully you with. Like your stupid glasses. They don’t fit your face.”

Ignoring the comment, Maki goes on, “Fushiguro isn’t one for extravagance. If you really want to ask him out, you should pull him off to the side and ask him privately. He’d appreciate that.” The bell rings, signaling that it’s time for the next class. Maki and Sukuna get to their feet. 

“Also, it would do you well to work on your tactfulness,” the girl adds over her shoulder as she begins to walk away.

Sukuna flips her off. “Fuck you. I’m not asking you for advice anymore.”

He watches as his friend heads back inside before turning his attention back to Megumi who is walking in the opposite direction of his two friends. Sukuna runs a hand through his hair, exhaling a long breath. 

It’s another few seconds of watching Megumi walk before Sukuna’s feet start moving, carrying him in the same direction and he mentally curses at himself again.

Fuck it. Let’s do this.

[one-thousand-cherrytrees]

HE SCREM

[ghostlyyfigures]

Uh oh guys I’m getting into one piece

[ask-the-countryhumans]

Okay okay okay- I need to know! Is it true that Pennsylvania is scarier than Romania? From Romania, you hear a lot of nice things, but when I get told about Penn, the only thing I hear about is how haunted he is! i neED ANSWERS!!!

“I’d personally say Romania is scarier, but that’s probably because we don’t talk much, and Pennsylvania is like my kid.” America shrugged.

[nardoblog]

ino: sakura u've gone too far the fuck are you insulting shikamaru for?

sakura: well maybe you shouldn't have insulted Naruto first

ino: i just said that he was dumb you say it all the time!

sakura: and what about it you say that shikamaru is a bitch everyday

ino: sakura you know the drill i can't let you disrespect shikamaru it's ino-shika-cho solidarity! ill have to break up with you if you continue

sakura: say that you're sorry for saying that naruto is dumb first!

ino: fuck off the boy is dumb as shit and you know it,

sakura: and yet your boy wishes he could have a piece of that

ino: oh... my god! you DID not bring up Shikamaru's pathetic crush on Naruto!

sakura: maybe i did

ino: that's it, im done i'm breaking up with you

sakura: no you aren't because i've already done that i just finished uploading my profile to "happily single", now excuse me im going to go watch tenten do one handed push ups

[cowboyshadows]

saw a tag game for post the last line you wrote.... and i wanted to do it.......

He finally lets go of you, maw releasing his meal. You collapse listless against the couch, and he chuckles. “See ye next month, hen.”