#king of dorks

[tweekovan]

a concept: teenage craig who is a proud owner of 4 guinea pigs, chubby, really bad acne, plays wholesome video games and watches cartoons all day, his favorite subject at school is literature and he owns a rainbow set of worms on strings

[lostheartcard]

Trafalgar D Water Law

The D is for Dork

[natsv]

Arthur the fanboy

[mumble-ssketches]

Whole page-broken between other posts... just because...

[curtisandlewis]

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*Note: This was originally done in honor of Pride month. Since in a majority of my fics the characters don’t get to explicitly state their sexuality I wrote it down for you. Of course, when I leave it up to interpretation you’re welcome to think as you like but just know that 9/10 times Dean is anything but heterosexual. I may add more to this in the future. 

Sexuality: I write Dean Martin’s character as homosexual or gay. He has both a sole romantic and sexual attraction to men. He suffers from internalized homophobia (but harbors no homophobic feelings towards anyone else) due to childhood abuse and trauma. He self-identifies as heterosexual or “straight” Sometimes he understands that he’s gay and sometimes he doesn’t. The sex he has with women is purely physical and mostly used to secure his heterosexual identity. Sometimes especially in his youth he can be a bit of a hustler and use his appeal to women for material gains. Mostly he has extreme anxiety around women and can only relate to them by having sex. The minute he has to talk to them he’s terrified. The only woman he has ever felt comfortable around is Jerry’s wife. He has a major crush on her and loves her in his own way. Depending on the story they will have a sensual relationship and on very very rare occasions have sex while Jerry is present. Their relationship would fall under the umbrella of non-monogamy/polyamory but since it’s usually set in the 40′s or 50′s they don’t have the vocabulary. The only person Dean has ever loved is Jerry. Their relationship is very special because Jerry is not only his romantic and sexual partner but also his business partner, his Jewish mama, his son, his brother, and his truest and best friend. Dean’s love for Jerry is so powerful and absolute it scares him. He was taught men don’t share their feelings of affection and this causes problems in their relationship. Dean tries the best he can to communicate how he feels for Jerry through his touch.

Some of the sexual themes I have written about can be problematic and under the cut, I will explain. 

Dean is the most comfortable receiving oral sex from women but is reluctant to perform it on them. This has nothing to do with his sexuality or that he’s like “eew vagina!” he’s just really lazy. He would rather just lie or sit there. Jerry tries to break him of this habit. When they’re alone Jerry teaches him techniques and when they have group sex with women Jerry makes him show what he’s learned on a lady. I may never write a scene like this but just know it happens.

I sometimes write Dean as believing you are not a man if you not only enjoy being penetrated but are penetrated in any way by either a man or a woman. Dean will be COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS and be paranoid that Jerry has experimented by himself, thus encouraging his homosexual desires and tendencies. This is totally against Dean’s character. Dean would have no problem doing this with Jerry. The only anxiety he would have was over hurting Jerry because it would be the first time for both of them and of course Jerry’s back would be a concern. Dean would have some anxiety about being penetrated only because he’s a big manly top. And he would never give Jerry crap for experiencing that with a woman. I have anxiety writing scenes like that and instead of fading to black I came up with a system of rules that was never apart of their culture or was natural to their characters. I thought I could create conflict. I thought it would be an interesting commentary on how society affects sexuality. I created a BAD SITUATION. I’m sorry. Please don’t take anything Dean has said on this topic seriously.

YOU CAN ABSOLUTELY HAVE ANY KIND OF SEX YOU WANT AND MOST CERTAINLY MASTURBATE IN THE WAY MOST PLEASURABLE TO YOU WITHOUT AFFECTING YOUR SEXUALITY JUST AS LONG AS YOU DON’T CAUSE HARM TO YOURSELF OR OTHERS.

I originally planned for the ending of “The Playhouse” to be Dean agreeing to penetrate Jerry some FIVE years after the story began. I now realize this will cause me to write nothing but HORRIFICALLY TOXIC relationships. First of all, Dean will have spent five years shaming Jerry and telling him he’s wrong for having those kinds of desires. That’s AWFUL. I’m not doing that to Jerry. In the future, I will write Jerry telling Dean he’s going to do whatever the hell he wants with his own body and he is just going to have to accept that and the situation will be resolved in the FIRST year.

In some fics, Dean and Jerry will practice Bondage, Domination, and Sado-Masochism. Though I may not always write it this way because there is an awful lot to explore when writing Dean and Jerry’s sexual relationship JUST KNOW that Dean prefers to be in the SUBMISSIVE role. As a man who has to be in complete control of his emotions and desires every day of his life, he is more than willing to give all of that control over to Jerry. For the most part, the BDSM aspect of Dean and Jerry’s relationship is pretty healthy. Both practice enthusiastic consent, use safe words often, and neither push each other’s boundaries or cross the other’s line.

If you know how Dean was in real life you know he was UNBELIEVABLY POSSESSIVE of Jerry and this caused some problematic behavior on his part. Their relationship wasn’t always the healthiest in the world. As a person who tries to write as close to the real life person as the story allows I had to reflect this in my writing. Just keep in mind its FICTION. Sure, find yourself a guy who looks at you the way Dean looks at Jerry but it’s probably a better idea to find one without all of the issues...        

[joshnekuu]

So I may have decided to make a few summer designs for some of my favs >3> And come up with my own idea for a beach event with the servants I love. Enkidu: 5* Berserker- angered by Ishtar taking a leading role in the summer event, Enkidu has teamed up with Ereshkigal to try and show her up. He has let loose and given into the spirit of competition, going a bit wild in the process. Part of Unit Babylonia. Gilgamesh: 4* Rider- the welfare servant of this event, Gil is also peeved that Ishtar is stealing what he believes to be his spotlight. Was eager to get to race with Enkidu, but now that Enkidu is more focused on beating Ishtar, he’s enlisted Cu Chulainn as his lackey to help him win so he and Enkidu can go back to competing with each other. Part of Unit Gilgamesh. Cu Chulainn: 1* Angler- Cu didn’t come here to race, he came here to fish, which is why he let his guard down and is just a 1* gag servant that’s only good at fighting fish (Angler Class has an advantage against Avengers and Servants with an association with water/the sea). He’s reluctantly tagging along with Gilgamesh, in hopes that once they win Gil will leave him be. Part of Unit Gilgamesh. Moses: 5* Ruler- Moses has been enlisted by Nobukatsu to be a part of Unit No Gacha No Life, in order to appease fans who want to see their favorite side characters added to the gacha. Moses is a bit embarrassed to be making his debut in such a silly event, but hopes to have a bit of fun from it all and get to relax. David: 5* Caster- David has tagged along with Robin Hood and Elizabeth as the third member of Unit Idol, a ‘repurposed’ (stolen) car with a stage on it meant for Liz to showcase her singing talent all over the island. David is just here to get a peek at all the cuties in swimsuits, and is hoping to get Robin to let loose and change out of his normal outfit into a bathing suit already.

[jorlith]

[lostheartcard]

I CAN’T EVEN with Law being EXTRA AF with his Heart Pirates luggage set!!

There’s even a Corazon sticker on his on luggage like COME ON lol

BTW Who is even making all this Heart Pirate stuff? It has to be someone on his crew right? Shachi? Penguin? For the love of Oda someone please tell me!!

Oh and this is from One Piece Party: Chapter 17 (vol 4). Synopsis: The Straw Hat Pirates win a raffle and the prize is a trip to a very fancy resort. Of course our dearest dork Trafalgar Law invites himself to tag along with Straw Hats to the resort Law was present during the raffle winning…so I believe he thinks he won the prize too lol. As you can tell the Straw Hats have to break it to him that they were the true winners of the trip and not him...lol poor law.

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This translation was done by @rinkukaur !! Thanks a million!!!

(page at the top) -Law arrives in style -Luffy's like, "oh torao! What happened?" -Law's like, "My apologies! All the packing took time." -And everybody's clueless. -And Law's clueless. -then Law's like, "All the members won the trip to Cuca Island right? It's nearly time."

(page on the bottom) Strawhats in unison: "All the members of the Strawhat Pirates." -Law: Utter Shock. -

Law: OMG OMG WHAT DO I DO NOW HOW DO I GO ALONG NOW?! -Law: "ALLIES! WE ARE ALLIES!"

Luffy: "Ah that's right! You're our ally so it's alright if you come along right?"

The lady that will take them to Cuca Island says “it's okay.. I guess?”

 And Law's all "YOSH!" And Luffy's like, "Yes! Let's go to Cuca Island!"