#king posts

[cleradin-prince]

noah, what!!!

from this article

[kings-catastrophe]

You've heard of I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream, now get ready for I Am Only Mouth And I Must Exclusively Scream

[gooopy]

his hamster nature. it compels me...

[gunpowdercarousel]

Me, the king: Fool! Come hither!

*My loyal court jester jingles up to me."

Fool: Yes, my liege?

Me: Hath thou heard? They hath dedicated an entire DAY to Fools of the utmost talent and showmanship! Tis known as April Fool's Day!

*My loyal court jester jangles with excitement*

Fool: Truly, my liege? Be it so? Art we truly getting the respect we-?

Me: Hah! Got thee! This day be'eth for fooling, not for Fools! And thou hath been fooled! How doth the egg on thine face feel, foolish knaive? Bahaha!

*My loyal court jester jongles away, plotting his revenge*

[insidiousmullet]

god damn it the court mage got me again

[technicoric]

Woofgender

~ A wolf-based gender that is small but strong, like a wolf pup.

!!Pronoun Ideas!! -- woof/woofs pup/pups paw/paws yip/yips bab/babys 🐾/🐾s 🌓/🌓s

[cursedchildnet-blog]

So, in case you’ve ever been wondering how King and Queen look