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King | boy+ | he/him, vul/vulp, ve/vim, NO THEY/THEM | adult | I have a personality that is endearing to those who like me and annoying to those who hate me

[kings-catastrophe]

How do you read this: "I <3 lemons"

I love lemons

I heart lemons

I less than three lemons

Remaining time: 2 days 22 hours

[quakerjoe]

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[maidslime]

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so recently i found out the Donkey Kong ‘you may slap my ass once’ meme actually features a perfectly plausible gorilla ass

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

u don’t understand this knowledge has ALTERED me

[dragon-hoard]

if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM

NOT WHEN ITS 2 DAYS AWAY

[alex51324]

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

[amaditalks]

[figtreeandvine]

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

[bacteriumphage]

Thought that post was cute so i drew it

[wifegideonnav]

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

:/

[goldensunset]

what they don’t tell you about making art is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

[roycohn]

stop saying "gen z brought back bush-era purity politics" i grew up in the bush era and even then people weren't saying that you're a sex addict for having boring marital sexual congress in the same house as your children. this is just plain unhinged

[prof-grace-aspen]

Literally almost every millennial I know has a memory of accidentally walking in on their parents or hearing their parents having sex. It's fucking normal. Human beings have sex. Your parents fuck. Get over it. Being weird about it isn't healthy.

[whatsnewalycat]

I really loved Robert Evans’s response to this

[danneroni]

You can find me yiffing in hell,

because...😼🔥🏳️‍🌈

[despazito]

girls night

[dragkingandreweldritch]

so I read the article and the story is both less and more insane than it sounds.

basically, there's been an ants' nest near a vent shaft of this abandoned Soviet bunker for decades. the nest spilled over into the bunker itself at some point once it was abandoned and there was no way for the ants to make their way back up to the nest, no queen but a constant supply of new colony members raining down from above, and no source of food in the bunker other than the corpses of their fellow ants.

fast forward to some scientists looking for bats that stumble on what's basically a post-apocalyptic ant society. they go "holy fuck" start studying, and observe that, all things considered, the ants still pretty much act like regular ants doing regular ant things.

fast forward some more, and the scientists feel like they have enough data from observing the colony as-is, so they decide to try an experiment. they put a little walkway between the bunker colony and the og colony in the vent shaft so the bunker colony members have the option of leaving and rejoining the og colony.

spoiler alert: every single ant in the bunker immediately nopes the fuck back to the colony in the vent shaft. within days the bunker is completely empty. the scientists leave the walkway in place so when more ants inevitably fall back down the vent shaft they can just climb back up instead of starting up the cycle anew.

tl;dr it's not "oh noes evil ants are on a rampage", it's "ants forced into a horrible situation to survive get to go home"

[anarchistmemedistro]

everyone in the crab bucket just wants to go home

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[background-character-341]

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

[not-quitenormal]

Rage. In my heart. All-consuming. FUCK AI.

[neveragainfools]

For those who don't know, this piece is titled 'Unfinished Painting', by Keith Haring. He painted it about a year before his death of AIDs. I believe he actually finished other pieces between this one and his death. He left the majority of the canvas blank to represent his life and art career cut short due to HIV/AIDs. This was a deliberate choice and commentary about all that we lose (both personally and culturally) by ignoring the AIDs crisis at the time (1989). He was devastated he didn't have time to make more art. 'Finishing' Unfinished Painting is straight up spitting on Haring's grave and shows no understanding to the meaning behind the art. The AI interpretation doesn't even follow his extremely recognizable shape language and symbols. This is why people are angry about AI art. All commerce images and no meaning or humanity

[mmhhch]

human mind is truly needed for a true art, as

this is a masterful ragebait post

also many human minds needed to fall for it

[vaspider]

Satire which is indistinguishable from that which it intends to satirize is shitty satire.

If the "ragebait" post is indeed intentional ragebait and not just another instance of AI dipshittery, it's not "masterful," it's just... shitty. In order to be understood as satirizing completionist slop, it has to be able to be distinguished from it.

This is just... bad. Hope that helps! :)

[darthwoodrack]

The original ‘We’ve invented the Torment Nexus from the famous novel Don’t Invent the Torment Nexus’ joke wasn’t punctuated by the poster actually inventing the Torment Nexus, the joke ended on the obviously satirical punchline.

In this case, it doesn’t matter if the original poster did or didn’t understand how outrageously fucking disrespectful it would be to ‘finish’ Unfinished Painting with AI, because regardless of their knowledge, and to all appearances, they have literally done so.

You can’t claim to be satirizing cannabalism while munching on somebody’s severed calf. If they wanted to make the joke, it should have stopped at ‘With the power of AI, we can even complete works such as Unfinished Painting by Keith Harring!’

Even that would likely be an irresponsible joke to make towards general audience due to the fact that most AI bros, upon reading it, wouldn’t take a second to do some research and figure out why trying to complete the work with AI is worthy of mockery, they’d just respond with ‘@Grok generate a completed version of Unfinished Painting by Keith Harring’ or some shit.

Also, I’m damn near sure that the post with the ‘finished’ painting is AI anyways, so any interpretation as satire falls dramatically flat regardless.

[thepictureofmadamec]

To be crude, a human mind would be involved if you took the painting off the wall and shat in the middle of it but that doesn't make it art or a meaningful contribution to the conversation. It would just make you a lazy, stupid vandal.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[kings-catastrophe]

I'm high but I need to make fudge before the 19th

and for that we need to get ingredients

so remind me tomorrow

to get

them

please