@kingdonmicrofic day 8: midnight | 323/323 | rating: g
[incoming voicemail - July 23rd at 12:26 am]
Oh did it beep? I think it beeped? Dr. Langdon! Or, uh, sorry Frank. (a pause) Frank. Frank. Frank. (she giggles) Sillysillysilly, sorry, I’m still getting used to it. (Her voice drops into a conspiratorial whisper that is absolutely not quieter) Can I tell you a secret? I like Frank. No one else calls you that, I feel special. A special Mel name. (humming) You should like your name more! It’s nice. Quick! Like Mel! We match. MelandFrank. Well. That’s not as fun as when Dana yells MelandLangdon. We’re like… a compound word now.
Not that I don’t like Dr Langdon. Oh! Not like… not like like Dr Langdon… you know what I mean. Veryyyy handsome doctor name. Dr Frank Langdon. (another giggle)
(loud cheers erupt where she is)
Oh shoot — (distant) Why was I calling again… oh! Oh yes. You know that new place around the corner from the hospital? With the fancy light up signs?! Well I came here with some, uh, friends but I think my ride home is making out with someone in the bathroom and there’s no one here I want to do that with. Except… Anyways. But, I want to go home now, so I’m gonna go.
I know it’s after midnight, I’m so sorry and I know this went to voicemail so you’re busy or sleeping, but please, pretty pretty please if you’re awake can you call me back while I order an Uber or something? I don’t wanna be alone. And I like when you talk to me (she draws out the e sound). It’s very nice. You’re very nice — at least to me. I like that. I think you like it too. Which I also like.
Shoot, how long is a voicemail? Ok talking too long! Goodnight Frank. Call me back please. Buh-bye.
Outgoing Text, 12:28am
Cancel the Uber, Mel.
I’m on my way.












