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[kingdumbass]

[deancas-stabfest]

Bite Me

Artist: Kingdumbass Author: bleuzombie Rating: Mature Word Count: 3,397 Pairing: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Castiel/Others

Tags: vampire!castiel, college student dean

Summary

Dean is sure his new neighbor is a vampire and he’s going to prove it to his roommate Aaron. So yeah, maybe it’s a little watch Castiel fooling around with other people but Dean is just gathering evidence. Too bad for Dean, Castiel knows he’s watching and he has plans of his own for Dean.

Artist Statement

I love the original Fright Night film and thought it would be a fun idea to turn it into a destiel AU where Dean is the scared and nosy kid and Castiel is the suave, cool new neighbor. Really, I just wanted Castiel to be a sexy vampire and it's a great excuse for a stab.

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[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

@kingdumbass replied to your post “iiiihhhhh do i want to transition? yes. do i want...”:

We are in the same wavelength 🤝

​amen brother

it's just... i've been dancing around the idea of being kinda a man for like a decade or so? i don't have, like, an urgency to transition. i'm totally used to being perceived as a woman. heck it's probably more convenient for me to present as a woman professionally. and it's comfortable as fuck not to have to have a difficult af conversation with my relatives and whatnot.

but i'm not a woman. at all. and i just have the idea of switching to a male presentation lightly bubbling in my mind like a slowly simmering soup all the time.

you know what. "gender: slowly simmering man soup" fits very well for me

[bowlegsandbiceps]

HBOnatural gimme the deets

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY SO

I'm basically taking the transcripts and whittling each season down into 12 chapters (episodes) and making everything more intense/horror driven. Essentially a tightening of the narrative and finding the core driving force of each season and structuring the story to maximize the impact. Special spotlight on The Boys' trauma and all the weird, seedy things they likely would have done living the lifestyle they did. Making them more morally ambiguous, etc.

I've only gotten partway through the pilot as far as writing goes but below are my personal headcanons about the fic.

+ TRUE MIDWEST GOTHIC and southern gothic vibes

+ it starts out as weirdchesters but is very much destiel

+ Sam has a scar on his cheek from the fire

+ Dean has “your name” tattooed on his ass and wins an astounding amount of money by telling people “i have your name tattooed on my ass” and coaxes them into betting him to drop his pants. He gets hit only about 20% of the time.

+ Dean’s a speed freak but has pot plants hidden in nearly every national forest in the lower 48. Sam will roll with Dean on his birthday but otherwise sticks to pot or coke if someone offers. And the demon blood later of course. Dean flirts with Heroin after Hell but Cas puts the literal fear of God into him.

+ Oh Cas is T. E. R. R. I. F. Y. I. N. G. like sure he’s in a human vessel but he gives everyone the creeps as if they can sense he is other somehow. He kills people indiscriminately at first. Like a waitress comes to ask for their drink order and he smites her for interrupting. Dean is half horrified half annoyed like WILL YOU QUIT MURDERING EVERYONE THAT TRIES TO TALK TO ME WHILE YOURE TALKING TO ME??? (Which should have been his first clue honestly but even HBO!dean is dense at first)

+ Dean fucks every woman he possibly can because he may have a minor sex addiction (really he’s just touch starved) and it annoys the hell outta Sam in the early days. Especially when he brings them back to the room and essentially forces Sam to watch. He starts openly experimenting with men after his demon deal because who gives a shit anymore anyhow. He quits for the most part after Cas arrives because Cas just keeps killing them afterward.

[chocolatecakecas]

I agree with the last ask. A sugar cookie but specifically one of those frosted ones with the sprinkles at the grocery store lol

I LOVE THOSE!!!!!!! (which i know is controversial but idc i wont have cookie slander on my blog)

tell me what my blog would taste like....?

[deancas-stabfest]

there's a danger in lovin' somebody too much

Author: @pregstiel Artist: @kingdumbass Rating: E Word Count: 1,890 Pairing: Castiel/Dean Winchester

Tags: Lobotomy, Unhealthy Relationships, Consensual Non-Consent, Dubious Consent, Established Castiel/Dean Winchester

Summary

“I don’t hold it against you, sweetheart. I know it’s not your fault. You want to be good. You just need a little help getting there.” In sickness and in health; Dean will fix Cas as many times as he needs it.

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