#kingmetagala

[ceradenja]

Some gender and orientation headcsanons for the kirby gang. Various other headcanons about them under the cut because I have a lot of thoughts. There might be a part two idk I’ve worked on this for two days and I’m tired

In general, all orientations are romantic because sexuality does not exist in the Kirby universe at all they are all pure beans

KIRBY

he/they nonbinary identifies as pan when he’s older is a child too pure but also too strong likes everyone how come you are allowed to have three dads best buds with bandee and gooey

BANDEE

they/them nonbinary pan also, when he’s older teen does his best biggest MK fan isn’t be mad if you misgender them IS mad when you misgender their friends (unless you apologize) likes apples and apple juice

KING DEDEDE

he/him cis man bi in a poly relationship with Meta and Galacta dorky but can actually rule a kingdom not that there’s a lot to do since it’s usually peaceful hides his softer side under a smug guise but has softened a lot with time not a fan of being posessed so much probably has nightmares about it loves waddle dees so much they are his babies

META KNIGHT

he/him masculine nonbinary gay in a poly relationship with Dedede and Galacta was in a relationship with Gala but got the biggest crush on Dedede Gala said “ask him out lmao lets be his boyfriends” loves both his partners a lot but isn’t a fan of public display of affection BIGGEST cuddler but shh it’s a secret his partners force him to rest Kirby’s number 1 dad very proud of kirby

GALACTA KNIGHT

they/him agender pan in a poly relationship with Meta and Dedede very sweet and loving when not fighting loses their shit when engaged in combat very apologetic afterwards loves soft things fucks off to wherever a lot of the time bc they like exploring initiates the biggest cuddle pile when they come back

MAGOLOR

he/him questioning pan in a relationship with taranza mischievous little shit doesn’t have time to think about genders it’s a shrug actually apologetic about what he’s done has anxiety and night terrors due to the events of rtdl and literally had his head scarred by the crown isn’t secretly evil and has redeemed himself guys pls compulsive liar, but has it worked down to only little white lies probably needs therapy refuses to sleep until he passes out or until tara forces him to good with hot enviroments, bad with cold

TARANZA

he/him trans man bi in a relationship with Magolor grieves over sectonia still, but is better thanks to Mags has depression spider knits as a hobby really worried over Magolor’s health not worried about his own also needs therapy

ZERO/ZERO TWO

they/him/whatever agender aromantic same entity literally said “no thanks” to gender and orientation vessel of negativity feeds off negative energy spent two years huddling with dark matters after his resurrection somehow survived K64 coils his tail and uses it as a chair to rest pissed of at pop star but has decided to stay 23456789 feet away from it for now

DARK MATTER (SWORDSMAN)

he/him agender aromantic half-broken off the hivemind was given a brain cell so he can help coordinate stuff final boss of DL2 and DL3 does his best to make up for his failures during DL2 & DL3

DARK MATTER(S)

they/them agenders aromantics connected to the hivemind and share the identity head empty no thoughts huddle to feed off the negative energy of eachother to recharge obtain thoughts and emotions if broken off the hivemind usually during death ouch