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The Island Babies Chapter 3

Jack: Don't forget that Roger carries death in his hands.

Ralph: Give my baby back! *punches Roger*

Roger: *comes back up with an axe and Ralph runs*

Jack: *takes baby* Daddy will sing you a lullaby whilst mummy is away.

Baby: ...ok (in thought)

Jack: *sings a lot of c#*

Baby: cries...in c#

wow this is going absolutely nowhere ahaha

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The Island Babies Chapter 1

If the LOTF boys were never rescued, I imagine this is how things might have played out...

Jack: Since the chances of us getting rescued now are one to a billion, we need to make sure our species can survive on this island. We must repopulate.

Ralph: I agree Jack. That is a good idea.

Jack: Ralph, you can be the mom and I'll be the dad. All of them will be Merridews.

Roger: But Ja--

Jack: Roger, go fuck Maurice.

Roger: Okay.

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I don't want my favourite Attack On Titan character to die!

...But if you think about it, everyone in Attack on Titan is already dead so...it's a tragedy however you see it.

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I CAN'T...CAN'T HIT THAT C#

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I was proud when I ran a 5k yesterday

I did it in 25 mins 47 secs, so I searched up some stuff on google and found: "Ken Bekele of Ethiopia in a time of 12:37.35" I nearly cried.

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How I Dealt With Bullying

Elementary school: RUN THE HELL OUTTA THERE

Middle school: Smile in a really creepy way.  Stalk them on facebook.  Throw stuff at them.  Run.  Bring hockey stick to school and join the hockey team.

High School: Bullying is for kids.

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Gender Equality and Feminism

Why does it matter what gender someone is?  Eh feminists?  As long as they can get the job done, hire them!  If they can't then fire them.  What's the big deal?