Genuinely nothing slaps me in the face so hard as scrolling down a heritage posts post only to find that I, at one time in my fetid history on this site, liked it. It's like being recognised as a regular in the dumbest bar ever.
I’m a day late, but part 5 of live texting the Kenobi show
Spoilers and insanity below the cut:
HITTING US WTH PREQUEL ERA RIGHT OFF THE BAT
SEEING ANAKIN WITH A BLUE LIGHTSABER
OH NO ITS VADER’s FLASHBACK FUCK OFF
Grand Inquisitor YES Get it girl
“We’ll do whatever we can to help” isn’t that just the whole jedi mantra like… love it
Hi, I’m sick of seeing innocents getting warped to do the empires bidding! Stop it
Oh my god look at all the Jedi stuff I y’know no I cannot
BECAUSE HE KNOWS HIM
This is so so reminiscent of the original trilogy and I’m here for it
YES JEDI SPEECH TAKE CONTROL GENERAL KENOBI SIR
Oh I’m always a slut for forehead touches even if it’s by lizard peoples
Why is this literally the mandalorian right now
“I’m going to need a ladder” I LOVE HER YOUR HONOUR
Is Bail actually the best stars wars character like what a man
And “fighting to make it better” is what star wars is all about and the real world should please follow its example
Why is it when I see a purge trooper Im wondering if it’s Cody? Like I’ve seen the bad batch s2 trailer I know he’s probably not even alive in kenobi why am I wondering if he’s here
The night of order 66 is a SORE SPOT obi wan chill out
God seeing clones gets me right in the heart every goddamn time
“I THOUGHT HE WAS THERE TO HELP US” OH MY GOD STOP PLEASE
REVA YES MY GIRL ILY IM SO SORRY THIS HAPPENED
God what a fucking actor I’m so in awe of Moses Ingram please give her nothing but love and respect thank you
OKAY IMAGINE IF THAT PURGE TROOPER WAS CODY THO I DONT WANT THAT ANYMORE
Oh my god it’s the mandalorian AGAIN I love it
Have I mentioned I love droids? Bc I love droids
NO TALA
NO DROID BOY
Fuck this
I love this dark kind of era of Star Wars but fuck this actually fuck it
I can’t be doing with these duelling flashbacks man
They know each so well even after all this time I’m ✨emotion✨
Ohoho that’s the Obi-Wan we know and love - the negotiator returns
I love this I love it I’m living for this team up please
God seeing Vader’s cape billowing like that is so good
LOLA BBY YOURE BACK
Him instantly praising Leia he would’ve been SUCH a good uncle in another reality
FUCK ME THATS A WHOLE ASS TRANSPORT DUDE
Ahah decoy bitch
Seeing them smile at each other oh…
REVA DONT PLEASE
God why
He doesn’t even NEED a lightsaber christ he’s so op
God she really does look like that little girl again doesn’t she - thats brutal
Part 2 of me live-texting the Kenobi show - episode 2 (warning: incoherent)
Spoilers under the cut:
Because he doesn’t stand out in his fucking JEDI ROBES like dude, we love your aesthetic, but for the sake of your life it might be time to get an outfit change
HEARING TEM’s VOICE AND KNOWING ITS A CLONE WHAT THE FUCK
Who had homeless clones on the tragic Star Wars content bingo??
And having stormtroopers walking past ONE SECOND LATER
‘HIS DAUGHTER’
Obi-Wan I missed your sarcasm dearly
Does he LOOK like a bounty hunter dude come on
OH ITS THE HALLWAY FIGHT and it was short as hell - rude
Man Jedi really are God-like in this universe, huh? Didn’t know they could bleed? Fuck
The power of face masks folks
Leia INSTANTLY smacking him, I love it, what a meeting
IMMEDIATELY sassing his ass
Leia like ‘I gotta accessorise bitch’ even at five years old
ENDOR LEIA VIBES HELLO
No WAY is she ten god I don’t know shit about kids do I
“Kenobi is the last ember of a dying age” my god what a raw as hell line
Obi please you don’t have to pretend to be a dick we know you’re a softie
Man we really are getting every trailer shot in these two episodes aren’t we
Sis is just doing some gymnastics
Oh my god the effort it took for him to use the force I’m actually a bit shook that’s scary man
Aight Haja’s actually funny as shit I take it back
She’s STILL just parkouring
The way he talks about Padmé… like I need a minute
I DONT HAVE A MINUTE SIS IS DIRECTING A HORROR FILM APPARENTLY
I thought she said “your BEARD betrays you” and I DID NOT EVEN QUESTION IT like ‘yeah that’s a staple of obi-wan, dead giveaway you’re right’
Part 6 of my Kenobi Breakdown - Spoilers under the cut!
I genuinely think this episode is a masterpiece. This show is the a fantastic mix of the original and prequel trilogies, and the darker, modern Star Wars TV shows we have come to love.
God I never talk about the title screen but it invokes some serious emotion in me
Fuck HIM UP REVA
Don’t fuck HIM up Reva
The swishy cape I’ll never shut up about the swishy cape
General brain is kicking in yet again - I missed General Kenobi so much
Leia is so wonderful as always, always looking out for people
LUKE!!!
I love Obi-Wan so so much I don’t talk about him enough in his own show. He is everything the Jedi should be
Oho Beru is not taking shit what a woman
THEYRE GONNA FIGHT OHMY GOD
Haja my love
Responsible Uncle Obi-Wan followed instantly by Realistic Uncle Obi-Wan. We love to see it
Ewan McGregor stop that right now (I’m kidding, don’t ever stop, you’re a damn treasure)
“It’s about you and him” isn’t it always
Shut your bitch ass up inquisitor egghead
“I’m not afraid” okay bby but I am
Aww man he has Lola - and his smile… gets me every time
Ohoho the mist, the breathing, the wind, THE WIDE SHOTS
He will do what he must, fucking… FUCK WHAT “THEN YOU WILL DIE” THEY KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEYRE DOING TO US
God the sound the of the lightsaber growing more intense as the camera moves forward god that’s… there are literal pieces of art in this show
And then there’s this chaos
Owen has cat energy, no I don’t take criticism
The blue and red lighting on his helmet my god
OH NO HE HAS THE HIGH GROUND
Well fuck
God everything he says is so Anakin I’m
He doesn’t want to kill him why wouldn’t he check to see if he’s really dead he doesn’t really want this
“HE IS MY OWN” OWEN LARS WHAT A MAN
BERU
God bby Luke and Leia go through some shit
Not the memories again no thank you!!
LEIA AND LUKE ARE HIS STRENGTH OH
There goes the SCORE
Obi-Wan going BEAST MODE OKAY I DIG IT
Oh no THERE goes the score
Fuck it’s so tragic oh my god
OH NOOO NOT THE AHSOKA HELMET SLASH OBIWAN YOU DONT WANT TO SEE THIS
Told ya
“Anakin…”
Oh
Oh no
Fuck this
God the transition from blue lighting to red over their faces oh man
You can’t do the kenobi maul scream man don’t try it
God he gave it a good shot tho damn
She won’t do it man she can’t become everything she’s been fighting against
Once again Star Wars shows us that revenge is not worth all you lose in pursuit of it
Yes give Reva the redemption arc she deserves please and thank you
Again I will be singing Moses Ingrams praises
I love how Star Wars puts such weight on the importance of choices - we decide who we become, we don’t have to be ruled by our past
Shit man we’re back in it okay
Does he just have like… a bunch of spare helmets lying around?
Oh wow palps looks weird
OOH THE VADER THEME HELLO
Alderaan, my love
The blaster holster oh
The LEIA OUTFIT
SUPPORTIVE MUM YES WE LOVE TO SEE IT
BAIL ILY
Ahah she goes straight for Lola
BAIL AND OBI-WAN HUG YES BEST BROS
His LAUGH god yes please go to bed you’ve earned it
The way he speaks about Anakin and Padmé
Yes you will see him again… briefly
No one knows how to respond to “may the force be with you” what do you even say to that man
Give him the toy dude Owen’s chilled out a bit now
Where’s he going though why’s he packing up like that
LUKE come meet your other uncle!!
Yeah he gets to be a boy ‘til he’s nineteen and then it all goes to shit
YES HE WANTS TO MEET HIM LOOK AT HOS SOFT LIL FACE
“HELLO THERE” IM DEAD
God look at him on his space camel wheres he off to huh
UH HI QUIGON YOU TOOK YOUR TIME
it took YOU long enough man
So he’s just… gonna be vibing around obi-wan forever??
