Mar 6, 2025
Absolutely Unhinged Quotes My Friend And I Collected From Our Kitchen Job Pt. 3
“This isn’t fucking Chik-fil-a!”
“It’s like a third nipple.”
“SpongeBob ain’t got shit on me right now.”
“You’re my little meat cake.”
“What if God was a sautee cook?”
“I think God is the chef.”
“You ever had a size 11 birckenstock up your ass?”
“I’m the motherfucking taco lord around here.”
“You’re in your prime dirty bathroom cocaine years.”
“Hey I suck toes!”
“White Girl Special on the steak!”
“Birds don’t need legs, jokes on you.”
