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@space-pot8o
I showed my boyfriend Pride & Prejudice last night (2005 movie) and he clocked Darcy as autistic after his and Lizzie’s first interaction. But he’s autistic too so maybe he can sense his own kind? But yeah seeing him watch the first 30 seconds of the village dance scene and immediately turn around and go “Ah, so he’s autistic” was pretty hilarious.
Some of y’all need to start treating work a lot more like entering the faerie court. Anything you say can and will be used against you. Those in power are not your friend.
Speaking as a witch, but also as a Chicago girl, I am absolutely ready to throw down for Pope Leo if these fuckers try anything.
This post is specifically for the people who parked on the narrow shoulder of the two lane highway yesterday so they could get out and take pictures of a moose:
You’re dumb as fucking shit and you’re the reason all the locals hate tourists. Those things are dangerous. Stay in the fucking car.
So my partner is autistic and let me tell you, I have never felt more seen in my life (being ADD and mildly autistic myself). Every month I enter what is called “bitch week” thanks to my hormones and I hate it. But when I went to tell him it was bitch week he was like “yeah, I know, you had a meltdown three days ago. Your period is coming next week.”
My dudes I was speechless. This man used his pattern recognition to track my cycle better than I ever could. My exes could never.
My cortisol levels were already through the roof yesterday but there’s no way to describe that feeling in my chest of leaving work, finding out what’s going on in the world, and spending the next half hour trying to decide if I’m going to take my boyfriends dog and go chill at his work (he was the only one there) so if something happens at least we’re all together.
i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?
i think they're called catholics
#that giraffe is being so cute and curious and gentle#and that is running full speed because this is the worst fucking day if his LIFE#like IMAGINE having your butt gently scooted by the snoot of a pressence so massive#your body is not designed to even see high enough to see the top of#abd hes just gently nudging you along as you run for your life as fast as your legs can carry you#giraffe is playing humans are enjoying turtle is living out a cosmic horror story
✨️The giraffe✨️:
Vs.
The turtle:
the Ever Given was March 2021
the Titan submersible was June 2023
circa September 2025 we're due for another round of the internet's favorite game show, How Fucked Is That Boat
obsessed with the shape of this creechur
"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."
"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."
"why do you write?" because it’s the only way to silence the characters pacing around my brain like victorian ghosts with unresolved issues that prevent them from moving on.
Absolutely Unhinged Quotes My Friend And I Collected From Our Kitchen Job Pt. 3
“This isn’t fucking Chik-fil-a!”
“It’s like a third nipple.”
“SpongeBob ain’t got shit on me right now.”
“You’re my little meat cake.”
“What if God was a sautee cook?”
“I think God is the chef.”
“You ever had a size 11 birckenstock up your ass?”
“I’m the motherfucking taco lord around here.”
“You’re in your prime dirty bathroom cocaine years.”
“Hey I suck toes!”
“White Girl Special on the steak!”
“Birds don’t need legs, jokes on you.”
in the name of the hotel, the motel, and the holiday inn amen
Absolutely Unhinged Quotes My Friend And I Collected From Our Kitchen Job Pt. 2
“Does someone want to share this wiener with me?”
“I am most definitely one of the silly gooses.”
“What in the deconstructed fuck is this?”
“I’m a slut for the sauce.”
“Gimme a boner set!”
“If I had a spirit animal it would be Javier [a coworker]”
“Octo-PUSS!”
“It might not be perfect, but that pig will fuck.”
“You gotta take the condoms off the cucumbers.”
“Elmo was a convicted felon, he played a big part in the Cold War.”
“Cheater, genius, we’ve all got different words for it.”
“The horrors persist, but so do I.”
“We’re bringing gay back!”
actually, I’m not asking
LEAVE
AND
GO FUCK YOURSELF
For any relocated TikTok users
you can say sex and kill its fine
If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot
theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them
follower count doesnt matter
tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At
no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is
block anyone that annoys you even a little bit
And most importantly:
post cringe
Grabbing you guys for the shoulders so tightly as I say you have to reblog things regardless of how old it is, this is the show and tell website
