#kitten chronicles

[anerdyfeminist]

Street cats making that terrifying growl: I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP WATCH OUT

My sibling cats making that terrifying growl: Brother, you have looked at my food with greed in your eyes and I didn't like it

[seeminglydark]

we gave the kitten a new food today and uhhh well admittedly it looks dubious but she is NOT having it. first she poked it and them tried covering it up like it was actual shit in the litter box. now she is slicing off pieces with her claw and looking it at on her paw like its diseased. back to the drawing board lol

[pro-weems-places]

Having 4 kitten will mean eventually you get attacked on the toilet by one while another cries in front of the door because how dare you not let him in too?

[tilapiamafia]

He's recovered enough to start raising as much hell as he's physically capable of.

He just bit my neck

[chronic-claire-universe]

The Haitani Cats

tumblr fuckin hate me and messed up with the post so I’m going to repost it! 

It has been an awful start of the week that’s why I’m going to post my self indulgent story. For the moots who followed my interactions with the Haitani Anon they know we adopted some stray kittens, so here some curiosities about them!

Who are they?

Aristotle Ribs - my favourite and the most defensive of the litter, he likes sunbathing on the bench in the garden and stay away from his brothers or attack them if they want to play with/near him. He scratches Ran because he doesn’t like his scent and think he is a menace for his exsistence.

Braids - He’s Ribs “twin”, they differ for eyes color and traits. Braids love posing for photos and he loves cuddles, especially from Ran. Ran always throw him from his lap if he seeks attention, but the kitten is stubborn and goes back to Ran’s lap and meow until Ran pets his head.

Christian Kokonoi -  the only female of the litter, Koko adopted her and send me photos most selfies everyday. Might become a cat influencer on social media cause she’s really cute and distinguished. She loves going on the shelves and look at you almost like judging you poor human. Koko wasn’t attached to her in the beginning but now he loves to talk to her about his daily complains and she replies almost like she understand what he’s saying.

Eugenie Copernicus - the shyest one - we have some photos just because he trust Sanzu and Rindou enough to sleep on them. He is always hidden in the cathouse or under the house furnitures. When he isn’t hidden he goes around the neighborhood with or without Ribs and he fights with other cats. Sanzu found him one night scaried because of a dog and he saved him, gaining his total trust, the problem is that Sanzu when high, bullies the poor creature.

Their Outdoor House

I builded this all by myself, they really love it and they stay most of the time there sleeping, since they have 3 weeks. A blanket keep them warm and when it’s raining I put it under the porch to avoid them getting cold or the rain to ruin it.

The Indoor Bed

When I feed them, they tend to nap after some minutes, they stay in there for a lot of time under the blanket and sleep peacefully, until the evening/night when they go out from the kitten’s door and go around to cause recks on the streets.

What does Ran do/think of them?

He “hates” them and I caught him threatening them to finish on the street again if they steal my attention from him 😂he’s just a primadonna and basically hates that there isn’t attention on him 24 hours a day. He’s also akward with them, he doesn’t know how to cuddle them and if Braids goes on his lap to nap he freezes not having the courage to move in a more comfortable position, basically he thinks the kitten is cute and doesn’t want to bother his beauty sleep.

What does Rindou do/think of them?

Rindou wanted to adopt Eugenie but he hasn’t the heart to leave him from his brothers, that’s why he is everyday in my place to play with them and cuddle them. He’s the opposite of Ran but he doesn’t want no one to see him like this, that’s why he comes when he thinks I’m asleep or out. He has an album dedicated to them, and Eugenie loves him cause he brings treats only for him, big doting father basically 💜

How I found them?

I was coming back from the hospital and decided to take a walk and went through the park and found them near there, the mother wasn’t there that’s why I decided to take care of them. I decided to bring Ran and adopt them when the temperatures drastically lowered, I was afraid they could die because of hypothermia or be attacked by stray dogs who roamed around there.

Their Names:

I gave the name to Ribs, Aristothle just because I love giving pets distinguished names, and somehow I affected both the brothers who called Eugenie Copernicus for the same reason - Christian has this name because she recalls a dress from the famous haute couture fashion house, and the surname just because Koko adopted her. Braids recalling what Ran said “He’s the cutest bet that’s me” he called him like this just because he wanted a brother for Ribs and Braids recalled of him, no big meaning beside this.

[chaotic-vex]

OOC-Kittens!!

So at last night's after-party, my fiance and I got a treat and felt the first movement in our pregnant cat's belly. Beyond exciting.

But I wanted to share some pics with you all, I present Vanilla Tia Beanie or Bean for short.

Just the sweetest girl.

[starlightkun]

more kitten content 🥺💕

[songbird-art]

Tadley fell asleep on my hand