I KNOW THAT IS RIGHT!!
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I KNOW THAT IS RIGHT!!
The cat pictures reminded me to a fic, (I think it was a Maciel fic) where max is a shifter and he's a little orange kitten...
Just imagine, first of all everybody knows that max is a feline shifter but they think that he's a lion (probably bc Jos told him nobody was going to take him seriously if they knew that he shifts to a kitten), and second, when he was younger he heard that Charles doesn't likes cats, and he's just heartbroken ñ, but one day when he's walking around monaco in his kitten form he bumps into Charles, and Charles tries to take him home (yes Charles goes around monaco kidnapping cats)
I love the idea of cat kidnapper Charles 😂 He could take Max home and pet him and cuddle him and brush him and then carry him to bed and let kitty Max sleep on his chest.
Max thinks he should shift back to his human form but he's worried Charles will be embarrassed so he decides to enjoy sleeping on top of Charles and escape in the morning. He falls asleep purring loudly with Charles stroking his ears.
Charles wakes up midway through the night because there is a weight on top of him... and then suddenly he has human form Max fast asleep right on top of him 😂
plssss cel tiny kitten max napping in gp’s shirt pocket that visual is so perfect. nooo dw he’s not missing debrief he’s just wide awake on gp’s lap instead no hes not sleepy dont look ok
noooooo that’s the thing I’m sensitive about 🥺
max arriving at red bull as this tiny kitten and they’re like, ‘he’s gonna get bigger right? He looks like a lion cub doesn’t he?’ only he doesn’t!! and they’re like, ‘hah, yeah he’s probably just like a mountain lion or a cheetah, right?’ ‘No yeah for sure. but like a serval could be cool’ ‘at least he’s not some dumb rodent like leclerc!’ but max wins his third championship and he’s still just a tiny kitten small enough for sassy to carry him around.
and you’re so right! a race track is no place for a tiny kitten so of course he has to be carried around, and gp can’t always do that! so course he goes in the pocket or a folded down hood, in someone’s lap or a flipped over cap. and when gp is annoyed that max doesn’t listen, he has to scruff him to get his attention 🥺 (he still talks with his hands but now max just bats at it with tiny, sharp claws)
“... What are you looking at me for?” Just Deer David and my kitten Max hangin out uwu @ask-the-monster-campers
LOOK AT THIS KITTEN
Pet sitter GP yessssssssssss. Not just linking their collars but putting them in really heavy duty mittens so their hands are useless, only able to push their hips together and let drool spill down their chins like the useless animals they are 💖
I’m wondering how GP came to be their pet sitter. Maybe Max gets drunk and lets it slip that his boyfriend is a very good doggy and GP has to see it to believe it. Maybe he walks in on the both of them not being entirely people and notices how they are essentially the “and they were both bottoms” meme, just constantly rolling around to put the other on his back before getting too caught up in pleasure to keep pretending who’s top dog/cat. Maybe it’s Maxiel’s birthday present to GP who not only deserves it on account of being Max’s race engineer, but also the poor sod who has to round up the two drivers who can’t stop fucking on race day
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Pop them in such big lockable mittens with paws on the underside so thick that they can't even pinch through the fabric or move anything other than their wrists 😵💫😵💫
GP walking in to Max's room bc he hasn't been answering texts or calls and finds him and 2023RB-Daniel lounging on the floor in a cuddle-semi-humping pile nipping and licking at eachother cheeks and ears: Ah.
I may be an auntie (gender neutral) but that does not stop me from being so autistic about a couple of guys. Vaguely thinking about GP domming puppy Daniel and kitty Max. Something something their collars are hooked to each other’s and they’re making out sloppy style whilst GP gets off on their ineffectual dry humping - 🧚🏻
autistic autnie aur-pfer
GP is on pet sitting duty now 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️ ouuughgghh the collar thing sounds sooo good, unable to do anything BUT make out and ineffectually dry hump nyehehe
Maybe he does that as a little "punishment", because, oh, if they can't keep their paws off each other when GP tells them not to, then pretty little Max and Daniel miiiight just have to get what they want with no way out of it >:)
who wants to see kitten max?