#kittikiii

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nothing says daddy issues more than wanting to get absolutely railed by a fictional serial killer

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i know we all have idols we know are getting laid, but do y’all have idols you just KNOW are either virgins or like just aren’t getting any?

the idol who comes to mind for me is Bobby. that man just is not getting laid. hes too busy getting absolutely stoned, watching anime and wiping his mouth with chicken nuggets.

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comparing my biases because why not

GDragon - rapper / leader - YG - korean - doesnt speak english

Bobby - rapper - YG - korean raised in US - speaks english

Rose - vocal / dancer - YG - kiwi - speaks english

CL - leader / rapper - YG - korean - speaks english

Bang Chan - leader - JYP - austrailian - speaks english 

Jackson - rapper - JYP - chinese - speaks english

Jae - vocal / rapper - JYP - american - duh he speaks english

S.coups - leader / rapper - PLEDIS - korean - doesnt speak english

Mingyu - rapper / visual - PLEDIS - korean - doesnt speak english

Jooheon - rapper - starship - korean - speaks english

I.M - rapper / maknae - starship - korean - speaks english

Jungkook - vocalist / maknae - BigHit - korean - no but he tries

V - vocalist / visual - BigHit - korean - nope

Jaehyun - vocalist - SM - korean raised in US - speaks english

Johnny - rapper / vocalist - SM - american - do i gotta tell you?

Mark - rapper / leader (OT7 dream gang) - SM - canadian - speaks in yO WHAT

Sehun - rapper / maknae / dancer - SM - korean - doesnt but he knows f*ck

Jonghyun - vocal - SM - korean - doesnt speak english except g’day mate

Key - rapper - SM - korean - hEs from nEw yOrk, eAst sIDE hOney

heechul - vocal - SM - korean - he was an english major but he doesnt speak english

BM - rapper / dancer - DSP Media - american - do i gotta tell you

Woosung - leader / vocal - J&Star - american - duh

hyuna - leader / rapper / vocal - Pnation / cube - korean - nope

Jessi - rapper - pnation - american - yes 

Zico - rapper / leader - KOZ / seven seasons / stardom ent. - korean - studied abroad in canada so i guess?? i never heard him speak it tho

this aint all the groups and artists i like but its enough. so now were doing the summary

I mostly bias men (like that wasn’t obvious) with 21 men and only 4 women on my list (i don’t really stan any girl groups, im sorry)

I mostly bias rappers (18 rappers, damn), followed by 10 vocals, 8 leaders, 3 maknaes, 3 dancers and 2 visuals.

16 korean, 1 kiwi, 1 aussie, 1 chinese, 6 americans (im actually surpised by this summary. i thought i’d mostly go for the foreign members but maybe not)

16 people i bias speak english

most of my biases are SM (7), and 14 of my biases are from Big3

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sometimes you just gotta hoodie hoodie 내겐 쉼터 같지 boogie boogie 이어폰 꼽고 dance groovy groovy until the pain goes away.

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i hoodie hoodie 내겐 쉼터 같지 boogie boogie 이어폰 꼽고 dance groovy groovy every day and honestly its the only thing that keeps me going

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okay so sad times. the cool boy in my psych class was sick.

but i bought some boots and a hat and some low calorie cookies so little things.

im gonna look like this.

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when bigbang said “im a loser 외톨이 센 척하는 겁쟁이 못된 양아치 거울 속에 넌 just a loser” i felt that in my bones

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YG fanboys only have four set moods

🌆 마지막처럼  마-마-마지막처럼 마지막 밤인 것처럼 love 🌆

feeling it

absolutely not scared of femininity. probably doing the dance and honestly? killing it.

this is the permanent mode of the tens, daehwis and seungkwans, ya know? those bg members who we all know are 🍌fruit🍌

in other words absolute diva mode, like the super saiyan of divas

🗿 BOOM SHAKA-LAKA BOOM SHAKA-LAKA BOOM SHAKA-LAKA DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE 🗿

getting turnt but like super casually, ya know??

like the kinda turnt of lounging in the bathtub alone with pizza and sparklers at 3am.

probably kinda annoying, but adored all the same.

maybe having a manic episode? idk.

😭 come back home can you come back home, eh? 😭

simping for CL hours open.

but honestly who doesn't simp for the queen?

at the same time, its sad boy hours. heartbreak or just missing 2ne1?

if you were in the bathtub listening to this, you’d be crying and eating ice cream straight from the tub, and the lights are turned out. 

🕺 빨리 전화해! 빨리 전화해! 너 아는 애한테 모두 다! 빨리 전화해 빨리빨리 전화해 !!🕺

once again getting turnt. this is the night on the town type of turnt tho

probably with your homeboys

most likely not hitting the clubs tho because lets be real, YG fanboys don't get the girls so why would we hit the clubs

also uh *coughs* bisexual energy *coughs*

probably kissing the homies man, and honestly, good for you

i dont know if you came for bobby or for mino, but you got a man boner for both now;

anyway, for legal reasons, this is a joke. 

alternative version of this post: all YG fanboys know is chaerin noona, eat hot chip, be bisexual and cry yourself to sleep.