The Menace to Society ™, an illegal kitty acquisition of mine, decided the first thing he should do upon escaping his jail cell (i.e. my bedroom) and learning a new skill of using the cat door was plop his little kitty butt down in my dad’s lap, whom, I might add, is the EXACT PERSON HIS EXISTENCE WAS A SECRET FROM, and demand snuggles.
He’s like the Captain Jack Sparrow of cats.









