🧾 Official Firm Announcement 🧾
The Official Attorney of "Klance is Canon" has entered the chat.
I (Meg) am proud to declare myself the Official Attorney of “Klance is Canon”, operating under:
McClain & Kogane LLP: Partners in Law (and Love)
Founded on the core values of:
Excessive eye contact
Mutual respect disguised as rivalry
Gay yearning in space
"We’re a good team" (™)
And that one bonding moment during a life-or-death mission that changed everything
As Lead Counsel, I offer: 📎 Emotional damage assessments 📎 Canon timeline breakdowns 📎 Courtroom-ready screenshots 📎 Eyewitness accounts (me. I witnessed it.) 📎 Cross-examinations of anti-Klance arguments (they will not survive)
Client testimonials include: - Me screaming at 2am rewatching Season 3 - You, realising “Bi Lance” wasn’t just a theory - Keith’s mullet, silently testifying in favour of attraction
If someone dares say “Klance was never real,” I will see them in court. And I will be wearing my emotionally compromised suit. I am taking cases immediately. If your mutual is trying to say "Klance was just fanservice," hand them over. I’ve got a laser pointer, a courtroom diagram, and nothing to lose.
This is not just a ship. This is a legal battle. And I never lose.
📎 Court is now in session. 📎 Defence rests but Klance never does.
Retainer fee: One reblog and a screenshot of them staring at each other for 0.4 seconds too long.
Your case is now in session.
Signed, McClain & Kogane LLP Partners in Law (and Love)
