#klance imagines

[catsushinyakajima]

KLANCE HEADCANONS

(My friend yelled at for making this instead of studying)

They play tag around the castle. It’s not even a cute silly game like they murderously chase each other through the halls like their life depends on it. It’s more exhausting than training.

Keith is such a lowkey/casual romantic. Like when Lance initiates things he’ll just be like 🧍like:

Lance: kisses him on the cheek. Keith: 👍

BUT BUT BUT he’ll be so good at initiating things back that have Lance like sgkdhekdvdkfn. Like he’ll fix Lances hair and sling an arm around his waist and Lance is like

WHY IS THE EMOJI SO BIG DJEVEKFCDJ anyways

Lance is hundred percent the guy to scream “that’s my boyfriend!!” Whenever Keith does Any accomplishments

They are so bad at sharing a bed like cuddling will be cute until they’re actually asleep and then there’s just kicking in their sleep or someone lands on top of the other or whatever

Keith picks up lingo from Lance. Like catch Keith in his sassy era

As loud as Lance is, he’s observant. He’ll notice when Keith hadn’t eaten or slept too much or if his head isn’t in the game. He won’t even say anything, he’ll just do something that slightly makes it better

Keith doesn’t snack a lot but Lance does so he carries snacks for him

Lance helped Keith aim a gun and obviously did the whole standing behind u really close while holding you thing and Keith lost his shit.

He did the same back to Lance and Lance almost impaled him with a sword

Lance makes Keith waltz with him when they’re alone and there’s no fighting. Just them alone in the castle dancing. Lance is not a very good waltzer. Keith is even worse.

They try new hobbies together.

[lalunanymph-main]

i wanted to write a whole fic about this but life’s been a busy b/tch so

imagine klance as jake and amy from b99 with The Bet 

keith makes a bet that lance can’t kick as many alien butts as him

for the sake of this scenario, lance bets that he will beat the most aliens and if he wins, keith has to go on the worst date ever with him and let him make as many furry/texan jokes all he wants

if he loses, he has to do keith’s laundry dirty laundry ref aye and polish Red everyday for the next two months

lance, being the competitive lil shit he is a younger sibling can’t say no and takes it on

what happens as a casual bet becomes part of the team’s entertainment

hunk would be the one keeping score

“that’s not fair, he’s lance’s friend! he can’t be the one keeping score because it’ll be easy to bribe him”

hunk, scoffing, “uh, no way man, I am like, impervious to bribes”

keith raises a brow and says, “if you knock a score from lance’s total, I’ll convince Red to let you pilot her”

tbh everyone lowkey wants to try piloting the other lions but hunk likes Red because she’s the fastest

hunk: “that’s not fair, dude.”

lance ropes in pidge and promises that she can study his lion’s ice blaster if she favors him more

pidge has a hard time saying no

shiro tries to be professional but he can’t help getting invested

shiro: “so what was the bet again?” keith: “i have to go on a date with him if I lose” shiro: “I thought liked Lance…why don’t you just go on a date with him?” keith: “uh duh, because I don’t want him to win”

imagine them throwing themselves in front of each other while they’re in the middle of a fight

keith having lance’s back because he wants to increase his scores

lance knocking down aliens ten times more efficiently with his bayard because he can’t let keith win

coran has a huge holo board he keeps score with

little does everyone know, lance has already decorated the back of the board with a picture of his face and the words ‘lance wins’

allura has a hard time wrapping her head around this bet.

but she doesn’t mind because, “both of your work has been exemplary, and I usually don’t condone gambling, but I’ll let it slide this time.”

at the last leg of their bet (keith - 90, lance - 89), keith and lance find any reason to start a mission 

lance: “that Koris guy looked at me weird - do you think he could be with the Galra??”

pidge: lance, he just has a lazy eye

keith: oh no, looks like we’ve discovered a new Galran colony. What do you say we attack-

allura: I will not let you throw us danger because you don’t want to go on a date with lance!”

keith whines, “of course I don’t want to go on a date with lance, I’ll be alone with him for two hours. two hours!”

they goad each other

lance: “hey keith, I hope you like space taco bell.”

keith: [casually] hey shiro, we got any polish? but like, not the normal one, the one made to shine a super semi-sentient lion–

they get ambushed by a group of aliens near an outpost and keith has never moved so fast in his life 

the group consists of a large leader and a few other minions

keith is engaged with the leader who’s the same skill match as him

he thinks he’s winning butttt

lance beats him to it, stunning the minions with his bayard, rising his count to 100

coran cues the music and the holo score

confetti rains down (”where the quiznak did we get confetti from lance?!!?!”), the Paladins are cheering, everyone’s singing ‘Celebration’

and lance is hooting, removing a velvet box with a ring nestled in it as he goes on one knee

“keith kogane, will you make me the happiest man alive and go on the worst date ever? also, please wear this ring, I bartered Hunk’s broken fidget spinner for this”

hunk stops blowing his party horn: “you did wHAT NOW?”

keith bitterly accepts his loss

lance with his best texan accent: why the sour face n’yall?

[cait-writes-stuff]

Voices - Voltron Lions x Reader

Prompt: I'm not too familiar with Voltron yet but can you write the reader is friends with Pidge or one of the paladins and has been known to be weird because they caught the reader talking to themselves a couple of times but it turns out that the reader is actually talking to the lions because they're psychic? And what would the group's reaction be like?

‘You should tell the Red paladin to shut up and just mate with my paladin already.’ The voice of the Blue lion whispered in your ear.

“I’m not going to say that!” You whispered under your breath to the voice nagging in your head. A couple of the other lions rumbled annoyed comments in your head.

‘Well you can tell the Blue paladin that my paladin would gladly mate with him if he didn’t act so childish all the time.’ The Red lion shot back accusingly.

“Oh my god guys! Please keep me out of this!” You complained covering your ears with your hands.

‘Enough!’ The Black lion barked. ‘Do not bother the Orator with such trivial matters.’

“[Y/N] . . . Are you alright?” Pidge asked hesitantly.

“What?” You asked, looking around the room to see that all of the paladins were looking at you with varying expressions of curiosity and concern.

“You were talking to yourself.” Keith said slowly.

“Oh no! No! I can explain actually!” You said hurriedly trying to find a way to explain the voices in your head without sounding absolutely insane.

‘Orator, I highly advise against this. It is better the paladin’s believe they don’t have a direct line to us. It’s better the paladin’s form bonds without your assistance.’ The deep rumbling voice of the Black lion rumbled in your head. You always kind of thought the Black lion sounded a little like Mufasa, but maybe that was just you projecting human voices to these sentient mechanical lifeforms.

“I can talk with the lions, like actually talk and exchange words with them.” You confessed. “It’s actually not as cool as it sounds. They banter . . . a lot.” You complained. You received mixed reactions from the paladin’s and Alteans.

“So . . . what do they say to you?” Lance asked.

“I-Errr. Well it’s a lot of complaining, a lot of grandstanding, occasional strategy. Mostly it’s just a giant bitchfest.”

“So what were they saying just now, that you didn’t want to say?

“Oh god.” You said, your cheeks turning bright red. “Uh . . . how to best put this . . . Red and Blue were discussing how Lance and Keith should, well in the words Blue ‘just shut up and mate already.’” You said avoiding eye contact with the two paladins in question. Keith turned bright red and Lance smirked widely.

“That’s my girl Blue!” Lance hooted, slapping Keith on the back who only turned more red at the contact. The Blue lion snickered in the back of your mind while the Red lion pouted silently.