#klokateers

[obrgnka228]

MINIONS!!

[harveywritings92]

[Dad Nathan AU]

Klokateer, trying to teach Cailen computer script: *struggling to read the script instructions.* Alright, now right-click on menu item "Equate O" and type in "input y".

[Cailen (Nathan's daughter) isn't even paying attention she's playing cod with Dethklok and her friends who are online.]

Nathan: Nah,Are you on America's side, Pickles? 

Pickles: No, I'm on the Japanese side.

Murderface: Oh, who just shot me?

Niki, over the mic: Get wrecked old man!

[Murderface vows revenge on the 10 year old.]

Cailen: Dang it which one of you just fragged me and Miss Evans?

Big Tam: eat it noob!

Evans: oh-ho it’s on now, Tam! 

[The klokateer is still oblivious and confused about what they're reading.]

Klokateer: Huhhh, let's see, uh the right-click is the upper-right... [his voice trails off] uhhh, but then what the hell is the...?

[they close the book and addresses the class]

Klokateer: Okay everyone, I'm gonna need to get some clarification on this. Uh, just keep entering the calculations; I'll be right back, *leaves class*.

*No one even notices.*

Toki: Aw! Who's usings the flak jackets cheats?!

Skwisgaar: Not a cheats if you ranks up.

Murderface: Oh-hohhh, I got you Nikki! ya ankle kickin' gremlin, don't mess with me!

[shinybanette]

LOOKING TO SELL METALOCALYPSE MERCH

-Pickguard signed by Brendon Small/Dethklok, $150

-Songgu Kwon concept art of Magnus Hammersmith and Klokateers, $150

-Epiphone Snow Falcon (Toki’s s4 guitar, designed by Brendon!), $1k plus $100 shipping

EDIT: FALCON AND CONCEPT ART HAVE BEEN SOLD

I am willing to negotiate on these prices. PLEASE let me know if interested in buying anything

[pan-flute-skeleton]

Winter Wonderklok Day 1

Acting like the Grinch

To start off the celebration, I brought in Charles to be the fun police. The man has a schedule and he is sticking to it!

[y0uthqu4ke]

They don't know I'm the person that wore my hood to dethklok this year (I'm the little one)

[1trilliongrams]

I headcanon that Charles is Klokateer #001. He didn’t come up with it, the roadies dubbed him such when they started to call themselves Klokateers.

He saw the opportunity and expanded it into the cult that you see today.

Yes he has the brand. He is a gear.

[earthwormsblog]

Winter Wonderklok

Dec 16 Black Friday

Some really intense Christmas shopping

[toomuchbloodinmyalcoholsystem]

Mordhaus Tour, Part 2