[Dad Nathan AU]
Klokateer, trying to teach Cailen computer script: *struggling to read the script instructions.* Alright, now right-click on menu item "Equate O" and type in "input y".
[Cailen (Nathan's daughter) isn't even paying attention she's playing cod with Dethklok and her friends who are online.]
Nathan: Nah,Are you on America's side, Pickles?
Pickles: No, I'm on the Japanese side.
Murderface: Oh, who just shot me?
Niki, over the mic: Get wrecked old man!
[Murderface vows revenge on the 10 year old.]
Cailen: Dang it which one of you just fragged me and Miss Evans?
Big Tam: eat it noob!
Evans: oh-ho it’s on now, Tam!
[The klokateer is still oblivious and confused about what they're reading.]
Klokateer: Huhhh, let's see, uh the right-click is the upper-right... [his voice trails off] uhhh, but then what the hell is the...?
[they close the book and addresses the class]
Klokateer: Okay everyone, I'm gonna need to get some clarification on this. Uh, just keep entering the calculations; I'll be right back, *leaves class*.
*No one even notices.*
Toki: Aw! Who's usings the flak jackets cheats?!
Skwisgaar: Not a cheats if you ranks up.
Murderface: Oh-hohhh, I got you Nikki! ya ankle kickin' gremlin, don't mess with me!
