May 28
Peasant girl decides to disguise herself as a boy to pretend to be a squire for steady food and place to sleep. She thinks it’ll be cool to see all the knights in their glory.
Unfortunately, with her knight, it’s more like having giant idiot brother and he is constantly giving her noogies and making dick jokes. The closest they’ve come to battle is a bar brawl and he lost to the local butcher.
But they have a tourney coming up, and she’ll be damned if she squires for a loser so it’s time for him to buck the fuck up.