Apr 24, 2024
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Recently found out that “powder your nose” is not the old lady way of saying you need to pee, it’s the old lady way of saying you’re going to go snort coke in the bathroom.
Rowlet is a grass type starter, and if I know much about the grass starters, it’s that they’re all based on prehistoric life. Now, you might be wondering, what owls were prehistoric? Well, I’ll tell you. There were owls called “stilt-owls”, there were only four species, and they all were found on the hawaiian islands. They had really long legs, and they mostly ran on foot!
Are you not yet convinced? The genus of said stilt-owls was named “Grallistrix” which we can already see the theme beginning to blossum with Rowlet’s new evolution, “Dartrix.”
Pussy isn't power
Wait let me rephrase pussy is only power if you let it in all honesty it is simply the power to say yes or no to sex which is power everyone has but it seems most men are to weak minded to use don't believe me be the best boyfriend you can be for your girl if mean really on your shit be everything she wants in a man but shut down the dick game if she wants it make her ask for it
Some choice clips from 20 years of media interviews with Charlie Manson.
I seriously hate quiters - and I don’t mean the “I’m going to quit smoking!” because that’s okay! I mean the “I didn’t get my way so I quit,” quitters. Seriously, you will never get anywhere in life if you just quit all the time. You don’t give yourself time to grow and be great, you quit after one bad thing. Listen up because Auntie Red is dropping some life knowledge in this bitch - life isn’t perfect. You’re not going to be 100% perfect at your job. You’re going to fuck up. But quitting is never the answer.
Do you think the current CEO of any company doesn’t have at least one write up on their job report? Because I bet they do. I bet any CEO, if you look at their file with their company you’re going to see “Oh hey Mr. Money Bags clocked in five minutes late back in 1980!” But did. Mr. Money Bags quit? Naw - Mr. Money Bags is now the CEO of this company!
When people tell me that they’re going to quit they’re job, or quit college, etc., because of one bad day or something along those lines. I just want to grab their faces and be like “listen here you piece of shit, there are poeple who would eat their right leg for this job. There are people who would give anything to get this higher education. And you’re throwing it away because (insert stupid reason here).”
If you need help, if there is something you just are not grasping or struggling in - ask. People are going to respect you for asking questions as opposed to quiting.
Dear tumblr users who get super mad at ‘nerdy’ stereotypes with glasses,
I totally get it, stereotypes are horrible and demeaning and all, but there’s a theory that myopia is caused by focusing on close objects at a young age, since our ancestors never had to do that, so our eyes aren’t adapted to staring at close objects for a long time (like reading). So it’s entirely plausible that this ‘stereotype’ is actually true: ‘nerds’, or more intelligent people, read more as children, causing myopia and causing them to get glasses. Hence, the ‘nerdy’ stereotype with glasses.
This has been a PSA, do with this what you will.
A popcorn show is a show that doesn't require the audience to engage with the material. You don't have to interpret meaning, or evaluate context clues, or think about any big themes or messages. It's a show that can be passively consumed, hence "popcorn" It's fun, it's light, it's "easy" to watch, but usually doesn't delve deeply into stuff.