#knyfe

[hansolostrickedoutweedvan]

[martygreg]

Program: Fire Alpaca

I have no idea why the shoulders change color. Other than that, i'm happy how this turned out

[incorrectsotm]

KNYFE: Whoever's salad this is in the fridge I'm taking it because I'm hungover.

Parse: Why would you drink on a work night?

KNYFE: I'm hungover from this morning dumbass!

[hansolostrickedoutweedvan]

[incorrectsotm]

KNYFE: [gesturing to the wall] Here is my wall of inspirational women

Sky Scraper:...Are those all pictures of you...?

KNYFE: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself

[incorrectsotm]

Opening Gifts

Haka: It's a belt with mistletoe around it, how hilarious! Thank you Paige, let me get your gift.

KNYFE: Put that thing on right now and we'll call it even.

[incorrectsotm]

Tempest: Do you know how we keep warm on Vognild Prime?

KNYFE: Oh I bet I can guess.

Tempest: We play chess.

KNYFE: (Disappointed) Well I guessed wrong.

[incorrectsotm]

Tempest: Paige... I'm pregnant.

KNYFE: OK. Never expected that I'd be on this end of the conversation.