#komodo dragon!reader

[koalapastries]

Komodo dragon!reader get oscar pregnant on accident because the condom they had used while to big to fit most other men was a tight fit that tore on reader and cue charles being jealous of carrying reader's kid before him and oscar being preggers for the off season only and both having to take care ofa baby each because it was twins.

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nsfw + possibly triggering content under cut <3 (brief mention of forced sterilisation)

first of all, it was a celebratory/consolatory date for the constructor's championship

charles and oscar were so reluctant to even use condoms

they wanted to feel you fully and if they got knocked up then so be it

but you insisted because you didn't want them putting their careers in jeopardy

the choice didn't end up mattering anyway when you found out it ripped

oscar is thrilled and insists you keep going

he will whine so pathetically if you try to stop

charles then insists you fuck him raw after oscar is totally worn out

you're kinda past the point of reason anyway

afterwards, you have totally fucked out cat!oscar and bunny!charles cuddling on the bed while you try to find condoms designed for big hybrid species

it's a surprisingly empty market

(if this is in the prey-dominant, vibe-based hybrid!au then maybe there's a history of big hybrid species being sterilised without consent or something for "public safety" so consensual birth control is still kind of a new thing)

anyway

it's not until about a week later that oscar finds out he's pregnant

obviously, all three of you are very happy

charles is very a little jealous that oscar gets to give you babies before he does, but he'll get over it (and have you get him pregnant in the next break)

because cats have pretty short pregnancies, oscar probably gives birth before the next season's testing even starts (we're gonna say that in gestating hybrids, mammal species are dominant so pregnant mammal hybrids won't just lay eggs or something)

the three of you walk into preseason testing with charles and oscar each carrying a little kitten hybrid and you carrying all of their bags

"what good is it having a super strong boyfriend/baby daddy if you can't get him to carry everything for you?"

charles and oscar get princess treatment basically

[koalapastries]

Omg can i get more komodo dragon!reader holding the komodo dragon that was found on track that one time? Like reader and the komodo just stop and stare at each other when the dragon runs past the merc garage, then next thing anyone knows reader is holding a suddenly docile 200lb komodo dragon like its a baby and everyone on track except for charles and oscar are Concerned ™️.

Really oscar and charles just want babies now.

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i. oh my god peaches. this is brilliant. this is so long i got carried away sorry 😭

singapore is always an interesting race. the heat and humidity—even with the race held at night—made the street circuit a consistent challenge for the drivers. crashes, tussles, and rain are anticipated parts of the grand prix every year.

what isn't expected is a massive lizard on track.

nobody wants to get close enough to it to do anything. the marshals try to shepherd it towards a crate or something so they can release it somewhere safe. they end up accidentally making it run into the pit lane and causing even more chaos. you're not paying much attention to any of it. the race has been red flagged, which singapore often is, but given that there's no wet weather or incidents that have taken out other drivers (yet), you need to go over your driver's strategy and pick out any weak spots.

then you lock eyes with the lizard as it scurries past the mercedes garage. it freezes. it hasn't tried to hurt anyone. it even seems pretty wary of humans. but your eyes catch and the lizard clearly recognizes your reptilian features. the eyes, the claws, the forked tongue ... and it darts towards you. even though you looked mostly like a human, you were the closest the lizard (your instincts said it was a water monitor, but you didn't have anything to back it up), and there was safety in numbers. even for solitary animals.

you're not totally sure what makes you do it. one moment, you're watching the lizard sit at your feet and the next you're holding it belly-up like it's a baby. you're big and strong enough to hold the creature in one arm. once the lizard realizes that you're clearly at home with the humans, it relaxes and is perfectly content to just watch the scenes of the paddock from your arm.

everyone is keeping their distance from the lizard and, by extension, you. it doesn't bother you. your hybrid species are typically solitary, after all. there are mutterings about whether it was a good idea to allow a hybrid of such a dangerous species to work in formula one. you don't care about them. you're good at your job, your driver likes you, and your team likes you because you make them money.

and then there's charles and oscar.

nobody understands what a bunny hybrid and a cat hybrid—even a black cat hybrid like oscar—see in a komodo dragon hybrid like yourself. they must see something, though, because there's rarely a moment where they're able to be in your presence and aren't. charles trails after oscar happily as the two of them wander over to the mercedes pit wall. both of them hesitate when they see the lizard and how it licks its lips. but the prospect of being able to talk to you is enticing enough for them to ignore their survival instincts.

as they get closer, the lizard is staring intently at charles and his bunny ears. he's a little too excited to see you. charles bounces over to you and the lizard snaps forward, almost getting close to biting charles when you yank it back and hiss harshly.

"my bunny."

immediately, the lizard shrinks back into your arms and you don't think much more of it. but it's all oscar and charles can think about. your bunny. yours. god, they liked the sound of that. by the time the animal control people show up, it's too late to restart the race. your driver gets a decent result from their moves in the (short) race. which means you're already in a good mood when charles and oscar drag you back to one of their hotel rooms.

it's not the first time this has happened. they've come to you a few times before, but they've never been this desperate before.

before you know it, you've got a very needy bunny!charles and very reluctantly horny black cat!oscar on your hands, both of them begging to give you as many babies as you want.

[koalapastries]

I understand and yes you may call me such a nickname.

Anyway hybrids charles max and oscar being completely smitten with komodo dragon!reader (has the eyes and claws) who's 6'7 and as muscular as a bodybuilder while being race? Engineer at merc, like they don't see him often but they know he's a gentleman from the prize ceremony they've attended (charles and max more then oscar) and for 2025 they just see kimi A. start blushing when ever your in the vicinity and are rightly jealous whenever kimi wins and reader carries him like he weighs nothing. (kimi doesn't like reader like that emotionally, he finds him very sexually attractive but thats it nothing happens as theres a pretty big age gap as reader is in his late 20)

Don't know if this makes up for almost pushing past your boundaries, i hope it does, again i'm really sorry for that.

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no worries peaches! i don't accept requests for max but poly!charles/oscar is brilliant. i love it. i adore it. it's in my holy trinity of poly pairings with bearnelli and loscar. you didn't specify what kind of hybrids so i'm writing this as bunny!charles + cat!oscar.

first of all 6'7" komodo dragon!race engineer!reader?? chef's kiss

you probably stay in the garage or on the pit wall most of the time

maybe you were lewis's engineer (sorry bono) and so when kimi joins mercedes you become his engineer

you'd met charles a few times at the fia prize giving ceremonies when you went with lewis, and you saw/met oscar at the '23 and '24 events

charles probably falls for you slowly over the years, but oscar falls hard and fast

they got a lot closer in the 2024 season and started pining over you together

2025 is problematic for them because kimi has a little puppy crush on you

like he knows you're way too old for him so he doesn't want anything to come of it

but. objectively, you're hot and tall and could totally throw him around like a ragdoll

and you do

when kimi gets his first podium, you're the first person on the team he sees and you just so easily hoist him onto one of your shoulders and parade him around like he's a prince

oscar and charles are so jealous

they wait until the other mercedes people are distracted before they gang up on you and drag you into one of their driver's rooms

whoever's is closest, probably

charles' bunny ears are fully floppy from how nervous he is and his lil nose is twitching

so black cat!oscar does most of the talking

he's blunt and there's more than a hint of possessiveness but he gets the point across

bunny cries when you fill him up