#konoha-interrogation

[kxmorebi]

Ibiki glances over at the sprawled out Yamato as he happens to pass by.

".....Anything I can do?"

He groans, figuring there is probably little use explaining the antics that lead up to him ending up on the ground. Eventually he does move, heaving himself up to a standing position with a few puffs.

"I am fine Ibiki-san, nothing to worry about."

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Kakashi wakes to the whole bed shaking, Ibiki is trembling that violently. Laying on his back, the big man’s breath hitches in his chest as he moans low in his throat, the sound almost quiet enough to be called a whimper.

The bed shaking certainly woke Kakashi up, but hearing that sound

That ‘wimper’ right beside him.

That’s what gets him up. Alert and ready for action, eyes seeking out an injured partner. What he finds instead, is Ibiki. Not injured, but not alright either.

“Hey...” reaching out, he stops himself from touching the other man. Knowing all too well that he often needed warning and time before Gai could touch him, or he might end up flipping his partner onto the floor, Kakashi reminded himself to be careful.

In this state, there was no telling what Ibiki would do. 

“Ibiki...’ he spoke softly, wanting to get the other man to look at him. To acknowledge his presence. “Is-what can I do?”

[kahenn]

@konoha-interrogation​​ 

“Mm. Unfortunate.” He glances away respectfully, studying the plants instead. “Hopefully none of them are sensitive to overwatering. I can give you the number to a good plumber, if you’d like.” Pipe issues ran rampant in the bowels of the Intel Division where T&I had its headquarters.

“Shall I come back later?”

“Fortunately it is already being repaired,” she sighs, now wringing out her other sleeve. At least the conservatory had a plumber on call, for reasons just as this. A building that had so many pipes and water mains was bound to have problems now and then. 

“Depends. What do you need?” If it’s quick, she can just go get it. Save him the time at least. “don’t want me to entertain you while I’m soaking wet?” she chuckles. 

[sharkfinx]

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"... You hurt me like that. An army? Do you think I need an army?"

      A fake-ish dramatic gasp, closing eyes that tried to drible his defense, there wasn't much people that had a thick neck like Ibiki's to Kisame actually joke around on holder. Even if now there's a sightly feeling of actually wanting to hurt him, for that arrogance.

      " I could easily drown your village, ne. Kill it's people with my sharks, adults and kids! Don't be rude.."  Letting go of the hold, now, he crossed his arms. Annoyance on it's eyes. Mimicking those words that left the jounin’s mouth. “ Hm. “““Army”““ As if...I needed any of that.”

[abyssaldespair]

@konoha-interrogation from [here]

“Oh, you mean?” He lifts a gloved hand to point approximately, on his own face, where Ibiki’s scars are. “Two different events? That’s sad, they couldn’t even aim into the scar that was already there.” Obito chuckles. 

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Ibiki strolls into the Hokage office, casually closing the door behind him, letting himself make just enough noise to get Kakashi to look up from his desk.

“Hmmm?” Glancing up from his paperwork, Kakashi frowned when he saw Ibiki standing there in front of the now-closed door. “Uhhh, Hi?”

Was something happening? Had he missed a meeting? or a Memo?

[depressedhatakekakashi]

“Kakashi and Gai are one inch apart”

Meanwhile:

Kakashi: I swear if you make any short jokes

Ibiki: Why would i make any short jokes?

Kakashi: *sigh of relief*

Ibiki: you’re a whole joke on your own. I don’t need to say anything

Kakashi:...i can and will kill you

[depressedhatakekakashi]

“So... spiders, huh?”

Kakashi narrowed his eyes. “What about spiders?”

His skin crawled just saying that word, but he refused to let Ibiki see it. The last thing he needed was the interrogator getting hold of such valuable information.