Clark’s twin girls using their super hearing to listen to their conversation is so adorable ik they get annoyed asf
not only this but they will use it against you guys. like parents will bitch about their kids behind their backs because let’s be real…kids can be assholes (talking from firsthand experience). the twins will be in another room enforcing the new rule of independence where neither you or clark are allowed into the room and clark might whisper into your neck whilst you’re standing in the kitchen, trapped between his body and the kitchen counter, about how—as much as he loves them—he’s going to be glad when they go to bed.
guess what? the twins make a pact to pull as much of an all nighter as three year olds can. there’s no amount of bouncing, rocking, laying next to them with your foreheads touching to get them to go to sleep. clark even tries to bore them to sleep with a story from work. nothing. was it the chocolate you bribed them with at 3pm? surely the sugar rush had died down by 8pm, right? the ice cream after dinner? the screen time?? was it even the pyjamas you made them wear??? nope. one of them eventually giggles sleepily about how they heard what daddy said in the lowest whisper he could muster and wanted to teach him a lesson about being kind. you know the sort of thing you had been teaching them; if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it at all.
you glare at a sheepish looking clark with one of the twins sprawled across your body—the other asleep on clark’s back. both pass out by 11pm.
the bitch is back by elton john plays in jack abbot’s mind every time his hate-fuck reader from ortho is called downstairs to consult on a case. she loves to provoke him in front of people because 1.) he can’t do anything about it and 2.) it means he’ll put her in a headlock position whilst having sex in the back of his truck after work
thinking about a ryland grace x rocky situation with clark kent x alien!reader where clark spends an extensive amount of time creating a way for them to communicate because he understands how terrifying it can be to be alone <3333
