I just finished playing super paper Mario and spoilers for those of you who don’t know the ending of the game
But at some point Luigi Fights Demento one on one because Demento made fun of his mustache and Luigi tells Mario “bro I gotta do this for my mustache you know how sensitive I am about it.” And then he continues to kick ass
So the idea of Luigi just hanging out with his family a.k.a. Bowser Mario and the kooplings and some random ghost starts bullying Luigi saying how he’s a coward and how he’s probably only dating browser for like scary dog privileges and Luigi just like please can you just get out of our way I’m trying to hang out with my family that goes back-and-forth until the boo calls his mustache weak and Luigi’s just like
Mario takes a sharp press before slowly pushing everyone away from Luigi and the random asshole.
….. let’s just say that bowser and the kids are happy that they didn’t have to learn this lesson the hard way because after seeing Luigi when he’s really mad that was scary
Although after the whole entire confrontation everyone would definitely have to comfort Luigi and tell him that his mustache is amazing that he shouldn’t listen to a meany like that. confrontation of any kind can be very draining especially for people with social anxiety and luigi
Bowser stop looking at Luigi like that I know he’s a snack but control yourself
(there’s no one in the world that can convince me that Bowser wouldn’t think Luigi’s attractive when he’s standing up for himself)