nct 2021 and their hogwarts houses, except ive never seen the movies or read the books <3
side note: i will not be taking criticism nor do i care that i know nothing about the houses.
Johnny: I was debating between gryffindor and slytherin and I chose Slytherin but only because sometimes I feel like he can be kinda bitchy so there he goes with the snakes ig 🤷 actually I change my mind he looks good in red so it’s gonna be gryffindor.
Taeil: Gryffindor because he has to be courageous to deal with the audacity of everyone else at any given moment. Also red is his colour period.
Taeyong: ok like hear my out he’s like crazy on stage but idk he seems kinda nice so I’m going to put him in hufflepuff. Just a swell guy who likes his friends.
Yuta: ravenclaw because every time I look at him I get this horrible feeling that he’s planning the end of the world and there’s nothing I can do to stop it. But like in a sexy way.
Kun: ummmm either ravenclaw or hufflepuff. I’m trying to maladaptive daydream as hard as I can to get clear results, but I can only do so much :(
Doyoung: girlllll slytherin. The only other man I’ve ever seen with such a powerful side eye is my father. My father has a very powerful side eye. Is doyoung my father?
Ten: slytherin. next.
Jaehyun: I’m going to hurl him as hard as I can into Gryffindor and slam the door shut. just look at him. It’s giving BRAVE YOUNG MAN energy u feel??? It’s giving quidditch captain…
Winwin: RAVENCLAW! That's what my brain screamed when I typed his name. I am the hat I make the rules xoxooxoxoxox
Jungwoo: the thin line between a slytherin and a hufflepuff has never been so thin before… he’s so bitchy… but also… so nice….
Lucas: 🤨 very obviously gryffindor…. Will not be giving him any more screen time…
Mark: Bro he literally looks like Daniel Radcliffe how could I not give him the grief in door 🤨🤨 also like something about his accent and BOY-LIKE charm just gives it away.
Xiaojun: Hufflepuff because he gets embarrassed very easily and he had that phase where his eyebrows were dyed yellow.
Hendery: Ravenclaw. but in a satirical ironic camp sort of way.
Renjun: would he kill me if I didn’t put him in ravenclaw? I feel like there’s a gun to my head. Ravenclaw it is.
Jeno: Can walk himself RIGHT next to Jaehyun into the Manly-Man-Man gryffindor section of the function hall. Walk and never return, frat boy.
Haechan: Slytherin. I feel like he would claim he could talk to snakes but in reality he would use that as an excuse to shittalk everyone. (claiming: “it wasn’t me it was the snake who said it?”)
Jaemin: Is the sorting hat. He decides people’s houses based on their zodiac signs.
Yangyang: Slytherin. He can schnappi schnappi his way into the reptile enclosure for all I care. In a few days he’d probably have them all wearing $1000 Nike sneakers.
Shotaro: Hufflepuff. Nice boy, very sweet. Hufflepuff is for all the nice people.
Sungchan: Slytherin because I could see him in a green robe and he looks good in it. Gives off little bastard vibes but I cannot be sure. It is only a matter of time before I prove it… Mark my words…
Chenle: Slytherin and honestly I think apart from Mark this is the most obvious one. When he sat under the hat it laughed at him and was like “Bro have you seen yourself GREEN it is” His main hobby is cutting up the robes of his seniors and blaming it on Jisung to fuel fights.
Jisung: Gryffindor because he seems like a good young man who is bullied by all his friends so therefore he belongs in the grief in the door house. To be fair my only impression on gryffindor is that it's kind of lame people HAHAHAH.
