Mar 17, 2019
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Something I did while closing the other night
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
*dabs* pumped out one more fic before 2018
tbh i’m probably gonna keep writing (still 2 hours left to go here + then into 2018) but i doubt i’ll finish anything considering this took like... two days.
have some husbands cuddling after krav has a bad day at work!! love y’all and hope your 2018 (20gayteen) goes well + is full of love
Taakitz Howl’s moving castle?
Adventure zone HCs:
- Angus can win Clue after one turn
-Magnus is the best but, also th worst person to watch horror movies with because he just laughs at all the scary shit in like the MOST tense moment. And it’s not just little smirk but, a HEARTY laugh.
-Kravitz gets really scared in haunted houses but, goes skeleton mode when he gets really scared and ends up making the people working there scared (taako and Lup CANNOT stop laughing)
-Angus and Lucas get into nerd-offs trying to come up with a better “did you know...?” than the other
-Merle is the worst to play poker with. He makes fake tells to throw people off. Taako gets the most upset. “Why are you mad Taako?” “Oh you KNOW why.”
-Taako regularly steals clothes from Kravitz which is pretty normal but, Taako will alter the clothes to make them look more flattering on him so Kravitz has to buy new clothes constantly
-Everyone thinks Taako would take forever in the bathroom to get ready but, Kravitz takes longer because he’s actually really self conscious about his human form
-Merle teaches Angus about different bugs and so he starts capturing them to study them. Taako gets drunk one night and releases them all in Davenports quarters as a joke. Davenport retaliates by trapping Taako in a big hell illusion.
-Merle comes to visit Taako, Kravitz, and Angus and he brings presents. Terrible Hawaiian shirts for everyone. Much to Taako’s dismay Kravitz and Angus actually like them. He now lives in fear Merle might bring crocs for everyone next time. He “accidentally” sets his on fire while cooking that same day.
@thefoxnine I can’t draw to save my life but, I am okay at writing! You inspired me to write lil fic! The editing between the notes on my phone and tumblr mobile turned out kinda wonky....
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“When has something so trivial stopped me from doing something I wanted to?” He looked at his sister and could tell she was not buying it.
Lup’s approval was the only approval Taako had ever sought after. Everyone else could go fuck themselves for all he cared.
Taako crossed his arms and pouted for a solid minute before he saw Lup wasn’t buying that act either. “Fine! I’ll figure it out!”
He left the room snatching his umbra staff and hat on the way out.
“Taako!” She shouted after him. That’s not the point she had been trying to make.
Why should it matter if I know Kravitz’s last name? He is a grim reaper for Pan’s sake! Kravitz could just take my last name. Kravitz Taaco. Kravitz and Taako Taaco. I can dig it.
Taako stood in front of the building trying to find the coolest way to lean against the wall while waiting. Just as he found the coolest way to stand (back against the wall, hands in his pockets, one foot also on the wall) a portal opened up in front of him and his boyfriend stepped through.
Kravitz was dressed as formal as he always did.
“One of these days I’m going to hide all of your suits.”
Kravitz smiled. “It’s lovely to see you too.”
“I’ve been waiting forever for you. Lets goooooo.” Taako grabbed Kravitz’s hand and dragged him to the door of the museum.
“Tickets please.” An elegant dwarf held his hand out expectantly.
Kravitz pulled two tickets out of his wallet and handed them to the dwarf. In that moment Taako had the most superb idea.
If he could get his hands on Kravitz’s wallet he could look at his ID and figure out Kravitz’s last name.
As they made their way through the museum, they stopped to read little placards stating the name and the titles of the works. They were currently in front of what looked like was flat black across the whole canvas entitled “Rage”.
“I thought when people on this plane got angry they saw red.” Kravitz noted. He had his right hand cupping his chin pensively.
Taako saw the chance and he took it. As nonchalantly as he could he tried to reach and grab Kravitz’s wallet when his hand was grabbed.
“If you wanted to hold my hand you could have just said so.”
Damn it.
They looked at a few more pieces. Kravitz mistook Taako being quiet in order to formulate a plan for Taako being pensive about the art.
While they were stopped at another painting near the end of the museum, Taako had come up with another plan. He cast mage hand. He was doing pretty good. The wallet was almost out of the pocket when he looked at Kravitz’s face out of the corner of his eye. Kravitz was crying? Because of the art?!
“Honey, what’s wrong?” Taako lost his concentration and his mage hand bumped Kravitz.
He looked down to discover the mage hand in his pocket. “Taako! Is that yours? Wh-what are you doing?”
Kravitz wiped his face then gave Taako a look of disbelief and confusion.
Fuck.
“Seriously, what were you doing? I only have two guesses. One of them doesn’t make sense unless you weren’t joking about being a Klepto. The other one is kind of....” Taako could see a blush creeping onto the other man’s dark complexion.
“Noooooooo, no, no, NOOOOOO. Let me stop you right there, my man. It was none of those things that you just said with your mouth and words. There is a perfectly good explanation that I am going to say with my mou-“
“Well stop stallin then and tell me!” Kravitz was upset. His cockney accent was starting to well up.
Taako sighed dramatically and sat down on a bench and patted the spot next to him. Kravitz reluctantly sat down next to Taako crossing his arms and propping one foot up on his other knee.
“Lup said she wouldn’t approve of our marriage until I know your last name. So, I thought a good way to figure it out would be to check your ID.”
Taako was caught completely off guard when Kravitz busted out laughing.
“Yeah it seems silly now that I say it out loud. Trying to pick pocket death.”
“You could have just asked me.”
“Okay, so what is it?”
Kravitz shrugged. “Dunno. It’s been so long I had forgotten it.”
“So...” That made sense to him. After all Taako had asked Kravitz how old he was one time and he couldn’t think of what they called the time period he had been born in. “But, what’s on your ID?”
“Uh.....” Kravitz looked away. “N-nothing.”
“Nothing?” Taako knew for a fact you HAD to have a last name on your ID in this plane. He had had to make one up on the spot for his own. Hence Taako Taaco.
Taako gave Kravitz a knowing look and watched his reaper boyfriend squirm under his gaze.
“Fine!” Kravitz proceeded to pull out his ID and hand it to Taako.
A delighted smile spread across Taako’s face.
“When I was at the office to get it done they said I had to have a last name and well since I couldn’t remember mine I just....used yours.” Kravitz’s blush had crept back onto his face. “I hope that’s okay.”
“Baby, this is perfect as far as I am concerned. Now we don’t have to worry about hyphenating!” Kravitz and Taako Taaco.
kravitz taking taako's last name? blessed concept