Superbat lover's quarrel edition where Clark would randomly slip intl his Midwestern accent when he's getting all irritated and sarcastic during their arguement but as soon as he slips to his accent(most esp when he's being sarcastic) Bruce melts and like doze off for second because like I'm supposed to be irrtated at you, the things you did, your argument with me and the way you think! Why must it be so sexy tho?
Bruce: Yeah no kidding, genius, your supposed "plan" almost blew the city up!
Clark: Yeah no prob, sweetcheeks. Not even a single gratitude for saving your ass, huh?
Bruce : *stopped mid argument, pointed finger towards Clark literally stopped whilst being raised on the air, mouth slightly ajar*: hngk-!
___________________________________________
Bruce: *is clearly annoyed and expresses the whole thing by either knocking things up on purpose or giving Clark the silent SILENT treatment*
Clark: *was quick to catch the falling stuff that Bruce apparently decided to knock over*
Clark: Woah real mature there, aren't you, Hon? Just giving me all your silent "hn" and decideds to be such a doll today?
Bruce: *still remained silent but almost knocked something over clearly not on purpose as he felt his knees began to weaken the moment he heard Clark*
At first Clark clearly does not have a single idea that he has this type of affect towards the Gotham's Prince but yeah sooner or later he began to notice how the other would literally began to sweat and stutter the moment he lets out his midwest accent. He secretly enjoys it and decided to use that power when he knows it might take him 2-6 business days to console and apologize to Bruce.














