Things Overheard At Con
A small little sentence starter meme based on things I overheard at a few conventions this past year.
CW: Crack, NSFT.
“Maybe men will pay me to step on them”
“Are they seriously doing futabari right now? I’d get way too turned on right now”
“Oh, Tim allen, he got arrested for cocaine”
“MY BAD. IM DRUNK AND STONED MY MEMORY IS SHIT, OKAY?”
“Hope this boomer understands the problem is objectifying women”
“Dying in the kiln rn. Not just exploding. Dying.”
“Let’s go through the sewers”
“All my snakes are solid”
“I have the weapon to surpass metal gear right here”
“I just wanna be drunk”
“Cuz I wanna be choked hard today”
“Oh mine are fake”
“I got his bitch ass brother”
“She’s more tsundere than anything”
“[NAME]?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHAT THE FUCK!”
“So, let’s say hypothetically someone was walking on the bridge with their groceries. And the bag ripped and a jar of peanut butters rolls off the bridge and into the water.”
“All blonde are women to me.”
“In a world where we are trying to find the bathroom, the [LOCATION NAME] has turned into a liminal space.”
“All true heroes expose their midriff.”
“There’s the joker in a school uniform.”
“She spanked my brother.” // “I wanna get spanked.”
“They just shouted ‘WHO WANTS TO BE GAY’ in the hallway.”
“DO YOU PLAY MAGIC THE GATHERING?” // “I USED TO.” // “L!”
“YOUR FORTNITE DANCE FIXED MY ZIPPER!”
“IS THAT FUCKING PAPYRUS?-- FONT! PAPYRUS FONT!”
“I can suck dick like any other woman.”
“I’m surprised you’re even wearing pants.”
