Cardin: HELP ME! SHE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!
Velvet: Now, come back here! You wanted two girlfriends, right? Well, I'm gonna need two of your balls!
Ruby: Master Groomer! Stand back! I'll protect you!
Jaune: (Grabs Ruby) Get out of the- Wait, what did you call me?
Cardin: (Grabs Jaune) Shut up and help me!
Jaune: Hey, stop tugging on my clothes!
Cardin: Fuck your clothes! You get your shit at the dollar store! (Hides behind Jaune)
Velvet: (Points knife at face) Get out of my way! This cheating motherfucker wants to cheat on me?! I don't know what kind of game you think this is, but I've already done the playthrough! I 100%'d the game!
Ruby: That bastard is guilty!
Velvet: I have the walkthrough already written out! I'm ready to put that shit on ReDust and get some karma!
Jaune: Listen, I'm sure we can talk this out-
Velvet: HOW ABOUT YOU WALK IT OUT?!
Ruby: But Master Groomer, you don't even talk to girls your age!
Jaune: You rat-fucking-!
Cardin: She's about to cut my dick off! Somebody help me!
Ruby: (Putting the knife into her bag) She probably doesn't have to cut that much.
Velvet: ...What?
Ruby: (Voice turns sinister, A wicked grin splits her face) Oh, are you just now noticing that you have been completely disarmed? Your intrepid mortal skill will serve you no purpose here. (Velvet bends backward, Screaming in agony) Oh, yes, you are a fool indeed to threaten me and my master! Now I will lay this offer at your feet! Submit to my master, or the rest of your life will be spent in even worse agony!
Jaune: ...What the hell are you?
