Cute/Silly Things He Does in a Relationship
Nightcrawler x Reader
A little hc requests! A compilation of silly things he probably does that are either cute or chaotic x)
Warnings: none!
⚜️ Kurt’s a silly guy! It’s part of why everyone loves him! Or hates him…
⚜️ But it also means there’s a lot of shenanigans involved if you’re in a closer relationship with him… some you may be involved in 🤭
⚜️ The tail 💙 It’s probably smacked you in the face before when you walk into a room only for him to be doing some form of gymnastics on the ceiling!
⚜️ And it’s probably blindfolded you while you’re busy doing something in the library 😘
⚜️ If he’s sitting atop the refrigerator or a bookcase, he’s absolutely twitching his tail in the way of everything you need 😇
⚜️ Sure, handholding is nice, nuzzling is nice, cuddles are nice, but while you’re probably used to the tangle of arms and legs, the tail has to hug you too!
⚜️Will absolutely bamf you away! He’s probably only just hugged you in the yard after being separated for a while and now you’re being pulled into your bed!
⚜️ Tbh I like to think that sometimes, if he gets too excited, he’ll end up teleporting without meaning to 😅 especially if you run and jump on him, who knows where you’ll end up! Hopefully in the bed, but you’ve probably jumped into his arm only to be falling into the pool moments later 🤧
⚜️ Or if he’s really excited he might just bamf circles around you until you’re both dizzy 😵💫
⚜️But the teleportation thing isn’t all bad!
⚜️ He’ll turn a sweet kiss on the floor into a romantic kiss by the lake, and he can set up a picnic in the most secluded spots 😘
⚜️ Well, hopefully that quick warp through time and space doesn’t make you queasy for a moment afterward 😅
⚜️ Whether you’re sad or mad, he’ll probably also poof you away, be it back to your room, maybe by the lake, or maybe he’s an occasional jerk and without any reason just poofs you somewhere mid-conversation 😒
⚜️Maybe he was jealous and just wanted you alone to himself 😌
⚜️No alcohol? No money? No problem! You stand guard in the hallway while Kurt poofs into… Logan’s room 🙂 the stash isn’t exactly high-dollar, but it definitely will be once Logan tracks you both down 😅
⚜️ He’s probably also poofed in and out of someone’s garden or something to get a really pretty flower for you 💐😃
⚜️At least he can never cheat at hide-and-seek? The bamfing is too loud 😔
⚜️Knows he has fangs and absolutely bites with them >:3 not hard!!!
⚜️ If you aren’t too scared of heights, he’ll probably decide to unofficially invite you to his aerobatics session at the last second🫡 At least you get lots of kisses?
⚜️ He’s a fluffy boy! So if you’re cold, you can count on him to wrap around you like an extra blanket!
⚜️ But because he’s a fluffy boy, he definitely looks like a wet kitten after a bath or a dip in the pool 🥺
⚜️ He can bend in weird ways, so if he’s doing yoga next to you on the rug, is it sweet or scary when he bends over backward to kiss you 😳
⚜️ If he’s asleep and you’re awake, it’s probably tempting to play with his tail that’s draped over you. It’s fine if you do! But Kurt’ll probably wrap it around your hand subconsciously 🥺














