Can we talk about how Hestia was SO DISGUSTED by the idea of marrying Poseidon (or apollo) thats she took an oath of ETERNAL VIRGINITY just so she didn’t have to marry them? Likd damn Poseidon how bad you gotta be for someone to choose eternal chastity over marrying you bro
Hestia : I'd rather KILL MYSELF than marry one of them or any MORRON walking this earth. And since I can't die, I SWEAR to you I am NEVER EVER loosing my virginity nor will i ever get married.
Day 4 of @voltage-vixen‘s ‘Tis the Season for Smut
Prompt: Snowed in during a holiday getaway
Summary: When heavy snow comes down and leaves Kyle and Alice stuck in his childhood house, they find ways to keep warm
Warnings: nsfw content below the cut; minors dni - nipple play, thigh humping, creampies, dirty talk, unprotected sex
“Looks like we’re going to have to stay the night,” Kyle announced, walking in through the front door and making his way towards the fireplace. “All this snow has stopped carriage rides and it’s too heavy to walk back to the barracks in this weather.”
Alice came behind him, wrapping her arms around his waist and nuzzling her face into his clothed back. “Is that okay with your parents?”
Alice and Kyle had taken a day off from work to visit his parents and help administer treatment to the citizens of Cradle who have been feeling poorly due to the weather change. They were just having dinner when Mr. Ash had looked out the window and saw the snow coming down in blankets of white.
“Yeah, it’s fine. Just as long as I help him shovel the walkway tomorrow.” Kyle turned in Alice’s grip so her head was against his chest. “Guess that'll help me build up some muscle.”
A shiver ran through Alice’s body and she burrowed further into Kyle’s embrace. “Can I borrow a sweater or something from your room? I’m just so cold.”
Kyle was quiet for a moment before he released Alice from his embrace and crossed the area to his father’s liquor cabinet. He pulled out two shot glasses and filled them to the brim before handing one to his girlfriend. “Drink up, it’ll make you warmer.”
She narrowed her eyes playfully at Kyle before they clinked glasses and quickly downed the amber liquid that matched his eye color. “Are you sure this isn’t just an excuse to get drunk?”
Kyle slung his arm around Alice’s shoulders, his mood already brightening with a little bit of alcohol in his system and he rubbed his nose affectionately against her own. “I’m always looking for an excuse to get drunk. But seriously, alcohol raises your body temperature. You should,” a hiccup interrupted his sentence. “You should believe me, I’m a doctor.”
Alice laughed, patting him on the chest before taking the bottle from his hand and setting it back in the cabinet. “Alright Doctor Ash, let’s head up to bed.”
Kyle led Alice up the stairs to his old bedroom and as she flitted around ooh-ing and aww-ing over pictures of Kyle growing up and some of the more sentimental stuff his mother hadn’t boxed up after he moved into the army.
As she set down the last picture frame of a toothless Kyle showing the camera a big smile, she turned to find him lounging on his small double bed, gazing at her with half-lidded eyes and an affectionate smile. “What is it?” Alice asked, going to sit on the side of the bed next to him.
“Still cold?” Kyle’s warm hand settled on her back and she shivered at the seemingly innocent touch.
“Maybe a little,” she said, biting her lip as her eyes met his own. Despite him only taking a shot, his cheeks were slightly rosy and his eyes had a glassy look to them.
“Well, as your doctor I have to say I’d hate to have to amputate any of your appendages because you got frostbite.” His hand started rubbing circles on her back and she relaxed into his touch. “Lucky for you, I have a solution.”
“And what’s that, doctor?” Alice’s heartbeat picked up at his more sultry tone of voice and she struggled to maintain her normal speaking voice.
“Well, I have read that your body heat transfers to someone faster if they’re both fully undressed.” The dopey smile crossing over Kyle’s face was enough to make Alice giggle.
“Oh really? Maybe we’ll have to test that theory.” Kyle’s hand slipped under the back of her blouse and the area he touched warmed instantly.
His other hand lazily snaked around her body and he struggled to undo the buttons with one hand making Alice laugh out loud. She teasingly batted his hand away and undid the rest of the buttons, her shirt falling open and dropping to the floor as Kyle’s hands deftly unhooked her bra.
She stood up then, sliding her skirt and stockings down her legs as Kyle quickly made work of undressing himself. Once they were naked, they both cuddled in quickly under the thick blanket laying atop Kyle’s bed.
Alice’s nipples were hard from the cold and when they rubbed against Kyle’s forearm she moaned out. Kyle’s mouth dropped open and he quickly covered her mouth with his large hand. “Quiet, baby. Or I’ll find a way to keep you quiet.”
His husky voice went straight to her core and she clenched around nothing, her heartbeat quickening as Kyle started pinching one of her peaked nipples. His previously glossy eyes seemed more clear and he had a small smile on his face as Alice shook beneath him.
Without saying anything, Kyle nudged open her legs with his thigh and he rested his bare leg against her wet entrance, urging her to grind on it and help relieve her of some pleasure. His hand that had been covering her mouth was replaced with his own mouth and his hand went down to pinch and pull at her other nipple.
The whimpers escaping her mouth into his own was like its own winter symphony and if they didn’t have to stay quiet, he would have released her lips and let her sing out as loud as she wanted.
“Kyle, I need…” she panted out quietly against his lips, her whole body heaving against his normally clumsy hands. “More. Please.”
Kyle’s lips trailed down to her neck and he suckled a spot there for a second before teasingly biting the sensitive area. “Since you asked so nicely.”
He removed his leg from her wet core and threw the heavy blanket to the ground. In the dim moonlight, he could see his thigh glistening from her juices and he stopped to admire it for a moment before her eager hands traced up his chest.
Lining his shaft up at her entrance, Kyle pressed his body against Alice’s, his lips brushing hers as he spoke. “Normally I love hearing you, but tonight, I’m gonna have to keep you quiet.” His lips covered hers then as he pushed himself into her wet warmth and Kyle bit her bottom lip to keep himself from groaning out.
He started in at an even pace, but between the alcohol and the cold and the feeling of every single one of her curves pressing against his body, his pace picked up quickly as he pounded Alice in his childhood bedroom, the bed creaking obscenely under their bodies.
“Kyle,” she breathed out, her eyes closing as his lips trailed kisses down to her neck once again, sucking another spot into her unblemished skin. “So good,” she whispered, one of her hands leaving his back to reach down and rub her protruding clit. “So close,”
Kyle nudged her hand away, his thumb flicking at her clit as his thrusts became deeper while he started to chase his release. “Pretty girl,” he said lowly. “Come on my cock,” One more touch to her clit and she clenched tightly around his dick, her chest heaving as his thumb rubbed slow circles on her clit and he continued thrusting into her. “You look so good like this, coming undone on my dick.”
Her eyes opened and met his own and he gave her one of his signature smiles. She reached up, grabbing his jaw and pulling Kyle down to kiss her once more. “Please Kyle, I want you to cum in me,”
That one little plead was all it took for him to come with one final thrust, his semen coating her warm walls and he held her to him tightly, whispering her name over and over again as his body convulsed and throbbed against her.
Once his body relaxed, Kyle leaned over and grabbed the blanket he had tossed to the floor and covered their naked bodies. He was still inside her, but she was so tight and warm and felt so good that before he could even think of moving, his eyes were drooping closed and his head dropped to the pillow and she pushed his sweaty hair out of his eyes.
“Well, I’d say your theory is correct. I’m not cold anymore.” Alice said before her eyes closed, following her boyfriend to dreamland.
Kyle: He’s oddly quiet...and that’s strange for someone like him. Probably scheming up a plan to fuck with all of us even more. I’m 100% sure he’s up to something dude...or even behind all of this shit. Keep your eyes on him, New Kid. I will too.
Any of the Ikemen Revolution boys: including Amon, Mousse, Dalim, Dean, and Claudius
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He’s always overworked and I’m sure a job working with the god of the underworld could be quite lucrative
Hades doesnt want help but he needs it and persephone begs him to get some sleep.
He is a strict perfectionist boss. But if you screw up he doesnt scold you, he gentle parents you calmly but if he doesnt have the patience he just fixes things himself. He doesnt get mad or dissapointed cause he doesn't hold any expectations to begin with.
