90s/2000s Ghost AU: Kyle
(Inspired by this post.)
Kyle Fonseca:
Will baby sit your kids
sometimes you can hear the soft shouts of “GOOOOAAAAL!”
the tv is always on a channel that mainly features soccer when you turn it on
if your kid has a jersey, he will switch the shirt you put out for them with the jersey 5 times out of 10
will modify your pandora likes to include Rihanna and Jason Derulo
if the tv isn’t on a soccer channel the it is on the CW
will hit you with the nearest sandal if you use the n word and are not black
will hang your shirts up for you
will play fetch with your dog right in front of you
will punch nazis out of his house the minute he finds out
just a normal human-ghost dude who should not be allowed near your brand new phone (he will break it and it’ll be completely spontaneous and on accident)
will teach your kids Spanish/talk to them in Spanish
would fight 3 bears to protect your kids from anything including you
soccer memes for days
will try to de-escalate any potentially violent situation
if you are going to a soccer game, he’s goin’ too
bigots get freezed out