[AIM Convo] Kyle B and Kyle S
Summary: A quick, introductory conversation between Kyle and his cousin, Kyle.
Takes Place: Right before Kyle B’s Sleepover; Thursday night, August 2, 2012; Part of Miniplot V: Bieberfest
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Kyle Schwartz
Cousin, help! I don't understand what's going on. Will you please try to explain it to me? This is the craziest thing.
Kyle Broflovski
Oh, hey...Kyle.
Um, unfortunately you've been transported to some alternate universe or timeline or something where Saddam Hussein is in control of Justin Bieber's body and rules this country or planet or whatever by pop culture media obsession and fact manipulation. Or something.
I don't know if anyone else has told you as much, but we do know that we were all somewhere else when we woke up here, so that much is certain.
Kyle Schwartz
Oh, that sounds really scary. How are we going to get out of here? I had it all back at home. My life may have not been perfect, but it was pretty good. At least I have you, cousin *breathes hard as he's typing*
Kyle Broflovski
*can just picture him doing that nasally thing he does....winces* Yeah, it sucks harder than pretty much anything I can think of. I had a good life back home, too - was gonna graduate first in my class, go to college with Stan and have the time of my life for like, the next ten years.....and now I'm stuck here.
But you're right, at least we have people we know here. That makes it tolerable.
Kyle Schwartz
That really sounds like the life. Did you apply for any scholarships? You can't pay for these things out of pocket. But it's good that we have people we know here. I mean, if I was all alone I think my asthma would be even worse.
Kyle Broflovski
Haha, of course I did. Had a full ride almost everywhere I applied, but I was pretty set on going to Colorado State with Stan, even if I hadn't also had a full ride there. Fuck, I hope we can find a way to get back home.... How are you handling being here, by the way? You have your inhaler with you? If you need anything, just ring my hotel room or something.
Kyle Schwartz
Well, that's good to hear. Glad to hear you're making good choices financially. Well, I guess I'm going okay. I have my inhaler but I wish I had a back up one in case I lose this one. You can never be too careful. But thank you for the offer, that's very nice of you. I don't want to be too much trouble.
Kyle Broflovski
You're not any trouble at all, dude, it's cool. Just make sure you have the one and you'll be fine. Have you checked out everyone's blogs yet? I don't use mine much. All everyone ever does on tumblr is post pictures, meet ups for the bar, or argue.
Kyle Schwartz
I glanced at them all briefly, but I didn't get that good of a look yet. But yeah, I don't really understand it myself. It just seems kind of pointless to me. I guess it can be good for expressing your interests. I don't know how much I'll use mine.