#kyrvm

[emperios]

kyrvm:

Food supplies had become alarmingly low, and though she had put off the idea of grocery shopping throughout the week due to her hectic schedules, Yerim could no longer procrastinate and wait any longer. If she planned on eating some fulfilling and edible tonight, groceries had to be bought. With that in mind, the young woman used her schedule-free morning to head to the nearest grocery store, hoping to fill her refrigerator with delicious food and fresh produce. However, a small tap on the shoulder caused her to stop in her tracks and turn around to see who had caught her attention. “Ah - Eunah’s grocery store?” Arching her brows, Yerim turned around and pointed in the direction she was actually heading in. “It’s actually not that far from here, I believe. A ten minute walk if you continue straight and turn right at the second traffic lights down the road there” she drawled while nodding her head slowly. “I was heading there myself”

She nodded her head, staring at the female while she listened to her instructions. She had to admit, the girl looked awfully familiar, but she couldn't exactly pinpoint where she had seen her in the first place. She brushed the thought aside and cleared her throat. Minah smiled, pointing with her thumb at the direction just in front of them. "Want to keep each other company until then?" She took a few steps in front of the girl before she held out her hand. "I'm Minah, by the way. And you are?"

[awkwaafina]

Peter Pan and The Star Money

Peter Pan: What is your (mental) age?

It really ranges from a thirteen your old boy going through puberty to middle-aged Korean woman tryin’ to keep herself lookin’ young while going through menopause and gets mad whenever somebody tells she looks like she hasn’t gotten enough sleep.

The Star Money: What is your most prized possession? 

My vagina. It’s fifty times better than a penis. I don’t know, that’s the word on the street, so.

[awkwaafina]

kyrvm said: You were very successful if that was the look you were going for. Although, I can’t help but wonder where you got that butter from…Did you pull it out from the black robe you were wearing? (/raises her brows in amusement before shaking her head)

I churned it earlier that mornin', you know? The original Country Crock. [`grins, mimicking the churning motion with her hands that looked quite silly.] Y'know, I always do those shows for fun, you know? I want people to recognize who's responsible for, you know, maybe some of their favorite artists or, y'know, let people get to know their role models some more. S'all for shits and giggles, but there's a good meaning as to why we do it.

[awkwaafina]

I felt the need to tell you that your talk show segment with Vashtie was very entertaining and amusing. Perhaps you should wear a bonnet more often (/laughs)

[`laughs, reaching up to adjust her beanie.] Y’know, I was totally goin’ for the 1859 colonial look. Glad to know I pulled it off. [`snorts.] I’ll wear it at my next show.