so im writing reddie fanfic that im never going to post because i dont do that anymore but my comedy is so great i had to share it
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so im writing reddie fanfic that im never going to post because i dont do that anymore but my comedy is so great i had to share it
Hi I want to let everyone know that as of tomorrow I will be archiving all of my fanfic posted. So if you want to keep any story of mine go download it my ao3 is kyxgrey same as here.
This is a personal choice brought on by conflicting feelings to do with shipping and writing fanfic as i plan to become a youtuber. Please respect this.
This is just pure filth... that said, enjoy ;)
It had been a joke at first. He'd pulled his phone out during a break in filming. Link wasn't used to being so close to Rhett anymore, especially not with limited crew to remind him to censor himself, it was nice to be honest.
He had found the closet open store and made a fast purchase. They had driven separately today so this worked in his favor. When filming wrapped they both agreed to head to the "creative" house to work on projects. Link had told Rhett he had to pick up something on his way there and that he would be a bit late.
Now sitting in the car driving to the house he has a death grip on the steering wheel. A discreet black sack sitting in the passenger seat with a single item sitting inside it. The closer he gets to the house the more he questions this idea. But before he can talk himself out of it completely he's in the driveway and Rhett is standing in the doorway drinking out of a mug.
Link's stomach does a pleased little flip at the sight. Sometimes he could convince himself this was real, that he came home every day to see that, that he alone got to see him so relaxed. But that wasn't their reality. Of course he loves his wife and the agreement allowed for moments like this, but the "what if..." still lives in his mind.
Grabbing the bag he gets out of the car and walks to greet the man with a smile. "When I holler for you come to the nap room." Without another word he makes his way inside.
The undressing process was faster than he'd wanted it to be. He had hoped to take longer so he could convince himself to not go through with it. Except the girls had given him their blessings to make a move a year ago and somehow Link was still putting it off. The whole being apart thing had only made him regret that more. So now he thinks maybe isn't the time to be a coward.
He's done this before, a familiar feeling of a soft quilt against naked skin as he lays on his back. In a weird twist of fate he was wearing a plug today. Something he had taken to enjoying wearing. Sliding it out gently he moans. No turning back now. He fumbles for the bag and pulls out the clear glass dildo and a small bottle of lube he had grabbed as an after thought.
Getting the toy coated enough to slide easily he flips onto his belly. Moving to all fours he brings it behind him and pushes it in slowly. A long, loud moan falls from his lips. Quickly he begins to fuck himself on it.
After a few long thrusts he gains courage. "Rhett!" He yells as loud as he can trying his best for it not to sound like a moan. Within seconds the door is opening and there's a deep intake of breath. He knows he must make quite the scene. Ass in the air, face smothered in the pillows, and a long dildo buried in his ass. He had purposefully faced himself twords the door.
"Link?" The word is a breathless question. One that sounds too close to being a full on moan. "What are you doing?" Rhett seems to add that for the sake of not focusing on Link moving the dildo in and out of himself with lazy movements. He smirks into the blanket and pushes up to look at Rhett over his shoulder. "Proving dildos can be fragile." With that he slowly pushes in deeper and let's the absolutely wreaked moan fall from him.
Rhett shifts his weight, eyes darkening into pools of lust, but staying in the doorway. They've never talked about it. This thing that seems to be between them. Link had brought it up to Christy, who brought it up to Jessie, then together they gave Link the blessing to move forward if Rhett wanted it. It's at this point panic starts to sink in. What if Rhett didn't want this. He certainly looked like he did.
"I need a verbal confirmation you are okay with this or else I'm gonna stop this little show and we'll pretend it never happened." He gives Rhett as stern of a look as someone with a dildo up their ass mid thrust can. Rhett's eyes drink in the sight a little longer before, "No, don't stop. I've waited for a year for you to do something, anything, I ain't letting you back out of this now Bo." His voice drops lower bringing out just a little more of his accent with his arousal.
Eyes snapping up to Rhett he takes in a breath. "You knew?" Confusion swims in his head. "Jessie gave me small details about half a month ago. She said one of us needed to do something before they locked us in a closet together." He laughs at that and walks over to sit on the bed. "Now how about we stop talking and see how much that dildo can handle?" Link moans out and nods frantically in agreement.
At this point Rhett is getting frustrated. He's been dropping hints for years now about his sexuality. Jessie knows, the kids know, the crew knows, hell even their families figured it out. But of course the one person who has to not figure it out is his best friend and resident dumbass.
Link Neal is oblivious most of the time. He doesn't always get jokes or sarcasm. Saying he's stupid on an actual level is just not true. In fact the man was extremely intelligent. He just had a hard time with certain things. So maybe it's not a surprise that Link hasn't realized Rhett is bisexual. Clearly he wasn't being direct enough.
The flirting moments, rhink is what the fans call their ship, have gotten more frequent lately. The fans have noticed it. But Rhett doesn't know how else to tell Link without coming right out and saying it. Forgive him for not having the stomach to say the term out loud. He's working on that in therapy, it's going to be a while until he's able to say the word bisexual to anyone but his therapist, but hey he's getting there.
They're filming an episode and he's been flirting non-stop with Link since the start. With each comment, each casual deflection, he's getting more frustrated. Eventually he snaps. "Sometimes men just really do it for me." He doesn't mean for that to be what comes out of his mouth. Rhett had really meant to tell him exactly what he identifies as. But he guesses that will have to do.
Link stops mid sentence and turns to look at him. He can practically see the gears in his head turning. The crew are deathly quiet. They knew already though. Rhett can see the exact moment that what he said truly registers in Link's mind. A small lopsided smile appears on his mouth. "Oh really? Same." He says it so casually that it pisses Rhett off.
Here he is years into knowing. Years into dropping hints because he can't get himself to say it out loud. But here's Link, his best friend so cocky and so sure of himself and who he is, it makes his blood boil. "Seriously? Just like that? All this time trying to come out. So much anxiety and fear built up for ages. Not you though. No never. You just spit it out like it's yesterday's news! Do you know I've never once actually said I'm bisexual. That the word has never left my mouth even though that's exactly what I am?" He's up and out the filming room door before anyone can stop him.
Link sits there for a second. His faces shows openly how much those words had hurt him. "Uh, Stevie stop the cameras. Don't go anywhere we'll... we'll be right back." He stands with the grace of a greek god and walks quietly out of the room.
Rhett's in the office like be thought he would be. He's been crying. That just makes Link feel worse. "Rhett?" Link whispers the name like the man's a spooked deer. When he looks up Link's breathe catches on his throat. He looks so broken, so lost and hurt. "I'm sorry I shouldn't have reacted that way. It's not your fault Link. It's just for so long I was scared if I said it that suddenly everyone wouldn't be okay with it. That if there was an actual label it would break the happiness I had built. But then you just sounded so confident. I was jealous." Rhett sounds worlds smaller than he actually is in that moment.
Without a word Link walks over and hugs him. They stay like that for a few minutes. "Let's go finish the episode. We can edit that out or we can keep it in and you can tell everyone what you just told me. If you decide you aren't ready that's fine. But if you're ready I'll be here right beside you." He smiles at his best friend as he lets go.
In the end they decide to keep it in and explain what happened. Rhett said he wanted to take the out, wanted to run back into the closet, but then he thought of all the bisexual or pansexual people who might be struggling with that exact problem. He felt he owed it to them to be brave. After everything they went to his house and their families were waiting having gotten a very short call from Link. They talked about it for a minute and the sad tension in the room was choking Link. Everyone listened to what Rhett had to say. They all understood why it had been so hard for him to just say it out right. The sad feeling is cut through by Lando of people. "Is this the moment where we all eat ice cream out of the tub and watch bad tv like they do in movies? Because I really want ice cream." When the laughter dies down they do exactly that.
Rhett's surrounded by his family and his best friends. There's nothing else he could have asked for.
Me writing a fix it fic for a ship I don't even ship? More likely than you think. I blame Chris Evans for this but enjoy Little Sapphire
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My 25 day of Christmas prompt fic is officially up.
Since We Were 18
This story will update everyday until Christmas Day. I’m very nervous but also excited to share it with you.
I made a Twitter post about it but:
Rhink college AU where a closeted bi Link is in a relationship with this girl. Thing is he's secretly in love with Rhett who is secretly in love with Link. She isn't dumb though and realizes that Link is bi and asks if he wants her to help him explore that. See she's in love with Link and Link is really trying his best to be as in love with her. So he says yes and they buy a strap on and she goes gently. But he can't help but picture Rhett when he closes his eyes so she tells him not to close his eyes. This is all set to Don't Close Your Eyes by Keith Whitley. It's in her pov.
All I can hear is "Don't close your eyes, let it be me. Don't pretend it's him, in some fantasy"