#kyxshitposts

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the things I would do to this man

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Don't think about Link fiddling with his ring anytime he feels a burst of love for Rhett because he wishes he had a second one on that belonged to him. Don't do it.

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I like

big boys

itty bitty boys

Mississippi boys

inner city boys

i like the

pretty boys

with the bowties

get your nails did

let it blow dry

I like

a big beard

a clean face

I don't discriminate

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me: i refuse to ship anyone else together i have too many ships!

Ethan: *nearly cries when the cup won't come off Mark's back and he doesn't want to hurt Mark so he starts slightly hyperventilating*

me: god damn it im shipping

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im going crackhead but I have some strong feelings about adult Ryan Evans being the one to take over the drama department at East High and Chad comes back as the basketball couch and they catch up and end up realizing some unresolved feelings and then they start dating and yeah just um....Ryan and Chad.

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Me and my brother teaming up to explain to my mother why I Don't Dance is a song about gay sex and being in the closet still. She was surprised to find out that it wasn't just Ryan who was coded lgbt and that Kelsi and Chad also were. Of course she knew Ryan wasn't straight but that was because she stereotypes real hard. Imagine her shock when I said "love that they had a whole sexual tension flirting song between a bisexual black man and the token white gay theater kid walking stereotype." Then me and my brother break down the lyrics and my mom is sitting there like 👁️👄👁️

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Still trying to process today's episode. How am i supposed to process Rhett accidently touching Link's dick. Or him holding Link wheelbarrow style and making weird thrust motions. Or him bucking up into Link when he straddled him which made Link's back arch. Or the soft hug at the end. LIKE GMM I SAID TAG YOUR PORN

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exact same energy